Woooohoooooo

[fonecrusher1]

I respect football but i have a passion for good old rugger.

[MattF]

I respect football but i have a passion for good old rugger.

I think footballers are a bunch of gay whingers, personally.

[Albannach]

they're all queer

Pretty much, but to be fair, only 20 are poofs, the goalies are heterosexual.

The aim of football, the 'goal' if you like, is to get kissed and cuddled by your team mates. This kissing, cuddling and frolicking on the ground only happens when you manage to get the relatively small ball into the inordinately large 'goals'. The only person able to stop this is the heterosexual goalkeper, he doesn't like watching the blatant homosexual displays on the pitch.

Also worth remembering is that goalies tend to wear proper clothing, whereas the others run around scantily clad, I assume to get more flesh contact whilst kissing.

[Albannach]

^^^^^^ was pasted from a previous post.

[slobodan]

Don't forget the Ref

[fonecrusher1]

I think footballers are a bunch of gay whingers, personally.

Used to be a footie fan but now i find it a chore to watch. Slowly but surely rugby has become my no.1 sport.
I'l still watch & enjoy the odd big football game though.

[greecysurf]

Pretty much, but to be fair, only 20 are poofs, the goalies are heterosexual.

The aim of football, the 'goal' if you like, is to get kissed and cuddled by your team mates. This kissing, cuddling and frolicking on the ground only happens when you manage to get the relatively small ball into the inordinately large 'goals'. The only person able to stop this is the heterosexual goalkeper, he doesn't like watching the blatant homosexual displays on the pitch.

Also worth remembering is that goalies tend to wear proper clothing, whereas the others run around scantily clad, I assume to get more flesh contact whilst kissing.

And all because they don't let the Scottish prem league teams wear kilts,