Any chance.......

[JUDWAK]

mainstream school was crap
but mi last school was cool has fluk
left in 1990 19 years ago
not that long is it

[Albannach]

but mi last school was cool has fluk

What did you learn at it?

[steve s]

I'd say more. Most will never change the way they type, but we would actually be doing the good work rather than just being pedantic sods, if it were a rule.

i get the feeling that you like yourself a bit too much .perhaps you feel a cut above most of us .

[MudSurfer]

i get the feeling that you like yourself a bit too much .perhaps you feel a cut above most of us .

No - it's because he is a ginger dildo that never leaves his house and uses moaning about everything as a substitute for sport - because he's not allowed to throw things indoors, or he has to go onto the naughty step!

[steve s]

No - it's because he is a ginger dildo that never leaves his house and uses moaning about everything as a substitute for sport - because he's not allowed to throw things indoors, or he has to go onto the naughty step!

and spends too much time up his own ass

[steve s]

and kissing him self in the mirror

[MattF]

i get the feeling that you like yourself a bit too much .perhaps you feel a cut above most of us .

Nope. One really is just a pedantic sod when our language is being barbarised. What does putting the effort into everything one does possibly have to do with thinking one is a cut above? Especially where language is concerned, (exempting the Americans as they have a crappy yardstick to measure by), I find it awfully annoying that most non-native English speakers can make a damned sight better job of writing English than native Englishs speakers can. Why? Because they make the effort, nothing more.

Do you not have anything which really gets your goat? If you say no, btw, you're lying.

[MattF]

No - it's because he is a ginger dildo that never leaves his house and uses moaning about everything as a substitute for sport - because he's not allowed to throw things indoors, or he has to go onto the naughty step!

Have you been stalking me?

[steve s]

Nope. One really is just a pedantic sod when our language is being barbarised. What does putting the effort into everything one does possibly have to do with thinking one is a cut above? Especially where language is concerned, (exempting the Americans as they have a crappy yardstick to measure by), I find it awfully annoying that most non-native English speakers can make a damned sight better job of writing English than native Englishs speakers can. Why? Because they make the effort, nothing more.

Do you not have anything which really gets your goat? If you say no, btw, you're lying.

mmm er yes you me old cock sparra

[MattF]

and kissing him self in the mirror

and spends too much time up his own ass

Simple answer. You seem to spend most of your time acting like a complete tw@t, so I see no reason why I should extend any subtly your way. Unlike you, however, I don't think the sun shines out of my own arse. I know exactly how I come across. I bet you have a slightly rosier opinion of yourself though.

[JUDWAK]

What did you learn at it?

how to carm down

[MudSurfer]

Have you been stalking me?

Matt - I am your father!!!! (I couldn't find a Darth Vader one)

Actually, you know that guy that drops off the free papers? Well, he's my next door neighbours, brother in law's aunties friend from knittings long lost great uncles mechanic's mate's doctor's best friend, who used to be my bosses cousin's bus drivers therapist. So, that's how I know what you're up to the whole time!

[JUDWAK]

Nope. One really is just a pedantic sod when our language is being barbarised. What does putting the effort into everything one does possibly have to do with thinking one is a cut above? Especially where language is concerned, (exempting the Americans as they have a crappy yardstick to measure by), I find it awfully annoying that most non-native English speakers can make a damned sight better job of writing English than native Englishs speakers can. Why? Because they make the effort, nothing more.

Do you not have anything which really gets your goat? If you say no, btw, you're lying.

even tho i cant wright for toffee i fully agree with the above

[MattF]

Matt - I am your father!!!! (I couldn't find a Darth Vader one)

Actually, you know that guy that drops off the free papers? Well, he's my next door neighbours, brother in law's aunties friend from knittings long lost great uncles mechanic's mate's doctor's best friend, who used to be my bosses cousin's bus drivers therapist. So, that's how I know what you're up to the whole time!

[Scorpion]

Priceless! I love these threads.

Matt, I award you the honour of 'The Pointy Stick'.