caravan

[Predictable Bob]

Get with the program Andy !

The name of the game is seeing how many people you can irritate in a single journey - one move is crawling down country lanes at 30mph then accelerating as soon as you get to a straight stretch so that nobody can get past you .......

My personal favourite is overtaking an artic and then slowing down in front of him so that all the traffic backs up behind

[MattF]

Such names conjour up speed.

Conjour?

[MudSurfer]

Conjour?

That's what happens when you get too grumpy and miserable, the misery gland swells and blocks the spelling gland.....sad really....

[MattF]

we'll be using it for a dogging weekend.....

That sounds, different.

Dogging

[Predictable Bob]

Leave him alone - he's trying !

(VERY trying .......)

[MudSurfer]

That sounds, different.

Dogging

Oh - no, not that type of dogging......




or is it???




No it's not.....






Or is it........

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[Phantom]

Rather than start a new thread, I thought I ask here as the right people seem to be around.

What stringback driving gloves would you recommend? I'd like something to match the beaded seat cover. Maybe I could get a pack which includes a matching flat cap?

Also, I've been thinking of taking up the briar, so what pipes would the readership recommend to go with my tartan slippers?

One more thing, why do these tin snails have names like 'comet', 'rapid' and 'sprite'? Such names conjour up speed. Why not give them names like 'glacial' or 'slug' or 'mobile roadblock' something similarly accurate?

Andy you kill me that is the funniest thing I ever heard. Nice one

[Apache]

Just thought I'd try and deflect the thread from degenerating into something worthy of the back pages of the Mail on Sunday with pictures of damp in twin axled caravans. Heavens forbid!

[KERRSURF]

I'll be brutally honest here.

Caravans are for gypsies.



(sits back and waits.......)

[Phantom]

I'll be brutally honest here.

Caravans are for gypsies.



(sits back and waits.......)

Ooh I know a few of them. Not the best people know.
And if your a gypsie its a trailor not a caravan.

[KERRSURF]

trailer? I put my rubbish in my trailer. go to tip. tip. go home.

[Phantom]

trailer? I put my rubbish in my trailer. go to tip. tip. go home.

So do I. Its just a name thats what they call them.
I call mine the RV coz I just been to America. They call thiere's trailors coz they trailor park trash.

[KERRSURF]

I'm being glib.

I like caravans....no I do, I actually admired a rather new, rather big caravan being towed past my work today.
The bloke beside me even agreed, instead of snorting into his coffee.

[Apache]

Thing I dont get, is a caravan which supports the level of luxury I'd like would probably cost £25k+, and that money buys a lot of breaks in very very nice hotels.

[Phantom]

I'm being glib.

I like caravans....no I do, I actually admired a rather new, rather big caravan being towed past my work today.
The bloke beside me even agreed, instead of snorting into his coffee.

I like caravans too, well I hope so coz I just bought one and have to spend the next 8 years paying for it. Never had one before and have only used it once but really liked it. I will use it next at the UK tuck show at Santa pod 27th & 28th this month feel free to pop in for a cuppa tea.