wtf !!!!!!!!!!!

[gwh200]

I was just about to call the police............i thought iheard someone being strangled, but its worse than that. A young lady and gentleman are about to enter into the state of matrimony, in the church next to the works here,
The noise turned out to be a load of blokes in skirts..........and they were all strangling a small cat !!

Edit:
But they are very musical cats, they seem to be screeching to the tune of scotland the brave

[Bogus]

Ahhh the sound of pipes, brings a tear to my eye. I just love a pipe band. If you want to be a proper northerner you are going to have to learn to love it too.

Bogus

[gwh200]

Ahhh the sound of pipes, brings a tear to my eye. I just love a pipe band. If you want to be a proper northerner you are going to have to learn to love it too.

Bogus

Well to be honest, it did bring a tear to my eye alex............but so do thumbscrews.

[Bogus]

Graham, you are going to have to change that signature, heres a few suggestions

im a trainee northerner now
im a northerner now ( but a pretty crap one)
geographically speaking Im a northerner , but my hearts in the south
im yer average poncey southerner ( who works up north)

Im sure if you try you will come up with something much better.

Bogus

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Graham, you are going to have to change that signature, heres a few suggestions

im a trainee northerner now
im a northerner now ( but a pretty crap one)
geographically speaking Im a northerner , but my hearts in the south
im yer average poncey southerner ( who works up north)

Im sure if you try you will come up with something much better.

Bogus

or

'Leader of the Northern Invasion Force'

[gwh200]

is this one any better ??

[Bogus]

is this one any better ??

I like it

Bogus

[fatfires]

missionary on secondment?

[Chillitt]

'Bringing civilisation and mains drainage to the northern hordes'?

[gwh200]

'Bringing civilisation and mains drainage to the northern hordes'?

Mains drainage yes !!!

Civilisation....they all seem to be quite, and usually more civillised than me charlie !!!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Mains drainage yes !!!

Civilisation....they all seem to be quite, and usually more civillised than me charlie !!!

Are you sure ?, they gave us GB