Swine flu

[Apache]

Nah, what we need is some completely talentless, bigotted scrote to do something totally mundane and get a camera on them whilst they're doing sod all of nothing worth noting. They'd play with that for months and call it news.

And they did, in spades!

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article14491.ece

[Scorpion]

And they did, in spades!

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article14491.ece

Oh no! She's taken a bite out of one already!

[gwh200]

Nice pic....nothing rod and matt couldn't sort out with
...........what's it called now....oh yeah a spot toast
(Or that thing footballers do in hotel rooms with very drunk women)

[lord lucan]

ive been to the doctors, i have a nasty rasher

[MattF]

...........what's it called now....oh yeah a spot toast
(Or that thing footballers do in hotel rooms with very drunk women)

Insult me via terms that I understand. I have sod all interest in football players.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Jade Goody has only been dead 5 minutes and already they've named a disease after her!!

[gwh200]

Insult me via terms that I understand. I have sod all interest in football players.

Sorry.......i dont speak martian or klingon !!

[hiroler]

My wife called me today saying she was low on fuel and was scared to fill up because of the swine flu!! I had to explain it was Mexico not Texico having the problems!!

[RodLeach]

Insult me via terms that I understand. I have sod all interest in football players.

Its Spit roast.. not spot roast!


An its a term used to describe one bloke down one end an one bloke down the other... effectivily making a 'spit roast'

[Smego2]

It's ok guys you can only catch it if you have been in contact with an infected pig lately!!

Bet Jack Tweed is shi!ting himself!!

:-)

[John h]

Well if you are really bored while commuting to work on the train or bus ,talk to a friend about your recent tour of Mexico then hang up and promptly sneeze !

[MattF]

An its a term used to describe one bloke down one end an one bloke down the other... effectivily making a 'spit roast'

Good old laymans terms.

Well if you are really bored while commuting to work on the train or bus ,talk to a friend about your recent tour of Mexico then hang up and promptly sneeze !

Class.

[hiroler]

I got back on monday from Mexico and i`m being treated like a lepper at work!! I`m more than happy take a week off until i get the all clear!!!

[biosurf]

Good old laymans terms.

surely thats more kneelmans terms than laymans?






...I'll get me coat

[MattF]

...I'll get me coat

Quite right too.