Swine flu

[Apache]

Got it yet?

If you take notice of the media, we should all have by now.

[MattF]

Ooh, you aren't suggesting the media may be over-hyping something are you?

[Apache]

If I, and another 10 million weren't already dead from the deadly bird flu we all died from a few years ago, I would suggest that.

[plumb bob]

I'm sweating like a pig, does that count?

[Sancho]

I've got a touch of SARS today.

[Chillitt]

I phoned the NHSDirect number earlier. All I got was crackling.

[plumb bob]

I just had lunch, and now I feel a right porker!

[hiroler]

Ive just got back from Mexico and feeling fine if not a little sleepy!!

[Hi-sider]

Theres a village about 10 minutes from us called Swine. We normally just fly past it on the bikes. Never flew.

[Albannach]

Swine Flu, SARS, MRSA, Necrotizing fasciitis, Burd Flu, BSE, Foot and Mouth, etc. etc. etc.... it's little wonser there's anything bar Spiders and Cockroaches still alive?

What I'm wondering is what piece of my freedom will be removed to combat this latest non disease?

[Apache]

The girlfriend of a colleague of mine works for some countryside agency down Gloucester way. No cases of swine flu, even though its 'old spot' (pig) country. However, she's been asked to consider putting up signs on footpaths, or closing footpaths crossing land where pigs might be!

I heard there's a comet out there somewhere, which in a million years, might come close to earth!!!

AAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!!

[Chillitt]

The girlfriend of a colleague of mine works for some countryside agency down Gloucester way. No cases of swine flu, even though its 'old spot' (pig) country. However, she's been asked to consider putting up signs on footpaths, or closing footpaths crossing land where pigs might be!

I heard there's a comet out there somewhere, which in a million years, might come close to earth!!!

AAARRRGGGHH!!!!!!!

Swine flu doesn't affect pigs.(according to the BBC tonight, and they are playing this up a treat!)

[Apache]

I've been turning the news off cos I'm sick of it. Currently watching an old 'One Foot in The Grave'

Wish Obama would get a new dog, that might keep the media busy and get them off this for a while.

[MattF]

Wish Obama would get a new dog, that might keep the media busy and get them off this for a while.

Nah, what we need is some completely talentless, bigotted scrote to do something totally mundane and get a camera on them whilst they're doing sod all of nothing worth noting. They'd play with that for months and call it news.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

The swine Flu does conveniently take the media focus off the foul ups the the world leaders & bankers (that's spelt M O R O N S) continue to make

That's my xmas card from GB down the pan