55 mpg ha ha

[poppy986]

Just spotted this on the e bay , nice truck but a bit over optomistic
discription it does 55 mpg ! Ha Ha wish he tell me how to get my old
girl to do that .
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%3DI%26otn%3D2


chris

[John h]

Ooh I'm geting all excited, better mpg than Tina's Seat Ibiza !

nice truck though

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

UK Vette beat you to it - http://www.hiluxsurf.co.uk/forums/sh...ad.php?t=54609



Trev

[Apache]

In terms of the level of b0llocks written in eBay ads, that really does take the biscuit!!

Its had a £7500 suspension lift using 'Ranco' components, done by Toyota! Come again?! I'd want an entire truck, and a newish one, for that!

Looks like all bodylift TBH, judging by the space between the chassis rails and the body, and as for 55mpg - thats abso-######-lutely brilliant in its bare faced tw@ttedness!

It really is a "supercar with a big on - off" - whatever the feck he means by that.

Anyone gonna email him and ask him if he's ever heard of misrepresentation - or fraud? Some poor sucker's gonna get taken in by that shit.

[animal]

what the hell is with the capitals too, every word has a capital letter at the start

[John h]

Because It is Priceless, Absolutely Fantastic Value For Money And He Is Doing Us All A Big Favour Selling It So Cheaply

[Apache]

Just wrote this as a 'question to seller'. Should I send it?

Mate, before someone does you for misrepresentation, 1) it doesn't have ABS, 2) it doesn't have ESP, 3) It doesn't have ANY airbags, never mind side airbags 4) It doesn't have cruise control 5) it doesn't have power seats 6) it will NEVER make 55mpg unless its on the back of a breakdown truck (25mpg at absolute best) 5) Rancho sus kit will cost you £400 tops, and a bodylift £100 tops. I doubt it has a Cat - I think they only came in on the 3rd gen (with ABS and airbags). I reckon a buyer will be back at you immediately if he's suckered in by that lot! 55mpg?! Thats hilarious!

[John h]

Send it Send it! go on go on Send it !! you know you want to

[Apache]

Oh OK then. Wonder if he'll reply

[John h]

Err........................... .....no well ...doubt it

[BioHazard]

It looks like a 3" body lift ........


nice bumper but totally overpriced

[Apache]

Totally Overpriced - and ToTaL FiCtIoN ToO!

[286bhp]

Just spotted this on the e bay , nice truck but a bit over optomistic
discription it does 55 mpg ! Ha Ha wish he tell me how to get my old
girl to do that .
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%3DI%26otn%3D2


chris

jackanory........

[Apache]

Tell you what, why dont we fill his inbox with questions, pointing out the, erm, errors in his listing. I mean, you can forgive the odd one from someone not familiar with Surfs, but that lot! Thats just blatant lies.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Your mission,

Should you choose to accept it

Is to find the buttons for the cruise control they might be hiding by the side airbags

While you are at it can you spot the climate control ? is your bum warm and cosy on the leccy seats ?