Anybody in the TA?

[Sancho]

sorry to be pedantic, but its his army as well as' ours ' ? You are in county Down are you not Helmett ?

You had to spot it before him didn't you John? You spoilt all the fun.

[hellmett]

Yes John, I am in Co. Down!

Still part of the Union!

LOL@Sancho trying to make out that his lack of knowledge was intentional!

[John h]

You had to spot it before him didn't you John? You spoilt all the fun.

Sorry I'll get me coat

[Sancho]

Yes John, I am in Co. Down!

Still part of the Union!

LOL@Sancho trying to make out that his lack of knowledge was intentional!

It is called the 'British Army' though, not the 'British plus the bit we don't want anymore but they blow us up when we try to give it back to Ireland Army'. I guess it's just for convenience. Do you have a special bit where you all have to wear orange uniforms and walk around banging drums?

[hellmett]

Re

What's the "our army", "we" and "us" thing about?

Thought you said earlier on in your nonsense that you had no time for the armed forces?

Oh, and by the way, the closest you'll ever get to a woman is by looking in a mirror!

But, seeing as I'm really busy now I'll ignore you some other time!

[Sancho]

I said I didn't want to be in the armed forces, not that I had no time for them. They are still 'our people', just doing a job that (currently, in Afghanistan and Iraq) we don't want them to do.

Anyway, I can see your big boys book of brilliant put downs is getting to the even weaker ones now so I am going to press that handy button and make you vanish.

Apologies for boring everyone - I'm off for a drink now.

[John h]

Vince ! Where are the Handbags ????

[hellmett]

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Make sure you bring your girlfriend, she'll probably need a drink!