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HAVE NO FEAR.. i am back tonight, Tony will have a smoking partner, and you (yeti) can go and fart alone tonight...................... 
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You back ..........that means even less to do .............anyone got a method to dispose of LURCH
' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'Comment
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You could make a lift kit out of himOriginally posted by BioHazard View PostYou back ..........that means even less to do .............anyone got a method to dispose of LURCH
Too old to care, young enough to rememberComment
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Originally posted by MudSurfer View PostYou could make a lift kit out of him
but it would always be smoking and trying to avoid hard work
' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'Comment
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Well seems to me we need a
"101 uses for lurch".....along the same lines as 101 uses for john major,that private eye used to run
Suggestion 1.
put a picture of him above the fire...keep the kids awayNon intercooled nothing.Comment
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Suggestion 2.Originally posted by gwh200 View Post
Hire him out to churchs and cathedrals as a replacement gargoyle
Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !Comment
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Originally posted by UDTrev View PostSuggestion 2.
Hire him out to churchs and cathedrals as a replacement gargoyle
Suggestion 3.
get him to place his arms in front of hisself, get bio to turn him uside down and strap him to a forklift and use him as the forks
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Doesn't he have a job working with scaffolding ?Originally posted by gwh200 View PostSuggestion 3.
get him to place his arms in front of hisself, get bio to turn him uside down and strap him to a forklift and use him as the forks
As a plank 
Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !Comment
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weeeeeel........
4th suggestion then,
paint him bright yellow and use him as ufo (unidentified fugly object)Non intercooled nothing.Comment
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5th suggestion
Strap him to the outside of your 4x4, to use a sand ladder when you get stuck on the Plains
Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !Comment
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suggestion 6
coat him in jam and use him as fly paper
edit: no need for the jam..........
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No 7.................
place in veg patch to scare off all known pests
I've see slugs slither from him
Come on 94 to go' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'Comment
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suggestion 8.
Get him to stand still in madame tussaud's ...................and become part of the stock takeNon intercooled nothing.Comment
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Originally posted by gwh200 View Post
He would scare the tourists ........
Suggestion 9
Place him at engress points for immigrants to scare them off' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'Comment
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Wahoo...double figures
suggestion 10.
Dress him in rubber and make him steins slave.....
not just at the weekendNon intercooled nothing.Comment
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