help please.

[MattF]

Come on Matt. Expand on that. What kind of scary? Shoot random strangers from a rooftop type scary? Ream your bottom down a dark alley type scary? What???

I did say not the mental type scary. The 'reams the alley' type scary.

[Apache]

You mean he looks gayer than a gay thing? Based on those pics, I have to agree.

Matt, hand him your GGT crown immediately!

[Sancho]

I'd rather be 'scary' than either fat or pompous, of which each of you is at least one, ladies.

[Apache]

Fat OR pompous???

You forgot 'opinionated'. How many febbynoochi symbols is that then?

[MattF]

You mean he looks gayer than a gay thing? Based on those pics, I have to agree.

Matt, hand him your GGT crown immediately!

It's all his. How can I compete against that?

I'd rather be 'scary' than either fat or pompous, of which each of you is at least one, ladies.

Oooooh, hark at her.

[Apache]

I'll have a pink one!

[MattF]

I'll have the red one with the buckles.

[RodLeach]

I'll have the red one with the buckles.

You gay or sumink?! Thats a tarts haaaandbaaaag!

[Apache]

You gay or sumink?! Thats a tarts haaaandbaaaag!

It's OK Rod, you can have it

[MattF]

You gay or sumink?! Thats a tarts haaaandbaaaag!

Utilitarian. If you only manage a glancing blow, the buckles still sting like buggery.

[Sancho]

Well, you see, if one (this is for you, Matt, saying 'one' instead of 'you') doesn't take one's self too seriously, one is considered to be 'fun' and is invited to lots of parties by others who don't take themselves too seriously, where clothing referred to as 'fancy dress' is worn.

Indeed, I (see, Matt, I knew not to say 'one' there) was supposed to be going to a party tonight but have contracted murderous man flu and am instead confined to my sofa arguing with middle-aged (you count, Matt, you chose to act like that) men because I have nothing better to do and can't sleep because I am alternately hot and cold.

As an extension of not taking one's self too seriously, one may also post up funny pictures of one's self to amuse said middle-aged men whose dull, joyless lives are not coloured by this 'fun'. In future, I shall leave you to bang one out over circuit diagrams...

[Apache]

Ouch!

You're right. I've wasted my life not getting involved with people who dress up for fun. Damn... well, now dont I feel worthless.

I never knew a hat could have made my life so rich.

Sanch, you need to back off the night nurse doseage a bit mate

[MattF]

You crack me up.

Btw, that honestly is the first time I've ever been accused of being serious.

[Sancho]

Ouch!

You're right. I've wasted my life not getting involved with people who dress up for fun. Damn... well, now dont I feel worthless.

I never knew a hat could have made my life so rich.

Sanch, you need to back of the night nurse doseage a bit mate

I met my missus wearing that white suit, so it has enriched my life actually.

I can't take Night Nurse or any of that stuff. Something in it makes me produce way too much seratonin and I start hallucinating. Hence just sitting around being grumpy.

[Apache]

I met my missus wearing that white suit, so it has enriched my life actually.

I can't take Night Nurse or any of that stuff. Something in it makes me produce way too much seratonin and I start hallucinating. Hence just sitting around being grumpy.

What you need is depression, then you can start metabolising all the extra seratonin and feel normal again. Job done!