Toyota Hilux Smurf monster truck

[si tate]

Ferkin 'ell! Whats this 'hydro assist' shit? Water assist? Cos thats what hydr-O tends to infer. Hydr-A-ulic assist maybe? Bl00dy yanks. Next they'll giving us Nuc-u-ler powered Surfs.

Come on people - Hydro is not Hydraulic. Not in my thinking, not in this country.

Correct, ceptics always get it wrong

[Apache]

I'm not rotting, so I assume you mean sceptics...


Sorry, been to the pub, so probably had one or two too many pedantic ales.

[Albannach]

Ferkin 'ell! Whats this 'hydro assist' shit? Water assist? Cos thats what hydr-O tends to infer. Hydr-A-ulic assist maybe? Bl00dy yanks. Next they'll giving us Nuc-u-ler powered Surfs.

Come on people - Hydro is not Hydraulic. Not in my thinking, not in this country.

I was about to agree with you, but I forgot we're fighting in another thread

[RodLeach]

i really must stop this larking about im beggining to convince myself im gay now.

Im starting to keep my back against the wall if i walk past a mirror!!

Hey Wod, want me to make a set of 'Bob Foreskin' stickers for you? You should get AT LEAST £3500 then, because the stickers make it rare, y'see.

Might be a bl**dy good idea mate... Maybe i should've put "limited edition..Rods gone OTT spec"

whats there to know? it gives you more steering power.
which is often consider'd a must when using big or massive tyres in extreme off roading. they can give you between 100-150% more steering power.
if your you get your wheel wedged inbetween a rock you'll count your lucky stars you had it.

even i understand the fundementles of hydro assisted steering. im not 9

Didn't say you were 9. Just if you looked into Hydraulic assisted steering you'd see that a 35" tyre with it fitted would be almost completly pointless.

When you start running the real big tyres then yeah sure.. its useful.

An dont get so wound up all the damn time!! So what if you dont know that much about it?! Its not going to impress that many people that you do..

Look at me!! I understand what it is an i haven't made any more friends because of it!!


As for the "its worth £800" .... C'mon guys! We've all had this chat aaages ago of whats the point in selling when its worth Sh1t all... Im not being a d!ck and giving the "ohh yeh well some bloke just offered me like £10,000 an a ferrari for it yeh so like screw youuuu" ..

I am getting offers of swaps of cars worth more then bl**dy £800 ... So if the price is really OTT i'll swap it for one of the cars i've been offered an then just P/X it against a jag. Done sorted... If i cant get more then £800 for it i'll leave it sat in my uncles ready for pi$$ing around at weekends or something.

If i walk back with my tail between my legs then fair enough! It's not as if i've never come across as a total d!ck on here before anyway... Spare on the roof anyone?!!?

Frankly ... f**k it! Im giving it a shot so can't say fairer then that! If i walk away with the money happy days. If in 6 months time im still staring at it.. Sh!t happens! I'll look like a d!ck again... so what!

One love y'all!

[mousey]

Im starting to keep my back against the wall if i walk past a mirror!!

Might be a bl**dy good idea mate... Maybe i should've put "limited edition..Rods gone OTT spec"


Didn't say you were 9. Just if you looked into Hydraulic assisted steering you'd see that a 35" tyre with it fitted would be almost completly pointless.

When you start running the real big tyres then yeah sure.. its useful.

An dont get so wound up all the damn time!! So what if you dont know that much about it?! Its not going to impress that many people that you do..

Look at me!! I understand what it is an i haven't made any more friends because of it!!


As for the "its worth £800" .... C'mon guys! We've all had this chat aaages ago of whats the point in selling when its worth Sh1t all... Im not being a d!ck and giving the "ohh yeh well some bloke just offered me like £10,000 an a ferrari for it yeh so like screw youuuu" ..

I am getting offers of swaps of cars worth more then bl**dy £800 ... So if the price is really OTT i'll swap it for one of the cars i've been offered an then just P/X it against a jag. Done sorted... If i cant get more then £800 for it i'll leave it sat in my uncles ready for pi$$ing around at weekends or something.

If i walk back with my tail between my legs then fair enough! It's not as if i've never come across as a total d!ck on here before anyway... Spare on the roof anyone?!!?

Frankly ... f**k it! Im giving it a shot so can't say fairer then that! If i walk away with the money happy days. If in 6 months time im still staring at it.. Sh!t happens! I'll look like a d!ck again... so what!

One love y'all!

AMEN!

[yoshie]

Im starting to keep my back against the wall if i walk past a mirror!!

Might be a bl**dy good idea mate... Maybe i should've put "limited edition..Rods gone OTT spec"


Didn't say you were 9. Just if you looked into Hydraulic assisted steering you'd see that a 35" tyre with it fitted would be almost completly pointless.

When you start running the real big tyres then yeah sure.. its useful.

An dont get so wound up all the damn time!! So what if you dont know that much about it?! Its not going to impress that many people that you do..

Look at me!! I understand what it is an i haven't made any more friends because of it!!


As for the "its worth £800" .... C'mon guys! We've all had this chat aaages ago of whats the point in selling when its worth Sh1t all... Im not being a d!ck and giving the "ohh yeh well some bloke just offered me like £10,000 an a ferrari for it yeh so like screw youuuu" ..

I am getting offers of swaps of cars worth more then bl**dy £800 ... So if the price is really OTT i'll swap it for one of the cars i've been offered an then just P/X it against a jag. Done sorted... If i cant get more then £800 for it i'll leave it sat in my uncles ready for pi$$ing around at weekends or something.

If i walk back with my tail between my legs then fair enough! It's not as if i've never come across as a total d!ck on here before anyway... Spare on the roof anyone?!!?

Frankly ... f**k it! Im giving it a shot so can't say fairer then that! If i walk away with the money happy days. If in 6 months time im still staring at it.. Sh!t happens! I'll look like a d!ck again... so what!

One love y'all!

I wasn't taking the #### Rod I have someone looking for one and can get a lift 2nd gen 2.4 on 33s for a grand. Yours is a bit of a trek but I thought you could get a few bob for the bumper and tyres. So offered what I thought was a fair price, for a truck I know some history on.

[darkdezigns]

rod,might be worth an ask?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-NISSAN-st...QQcmdZViewItem

[adpsimpson]

Don't need the truck, but I'll give you a tenner for your post count when you leave?

[RodLeach]

rod,might be worth an ask?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-NISSAN-st...QQcmdZViewItem

Appreciate it mate, But that is f**king dog ugly!!

Don't need the truck, but I'll give you a tenner for your post count when you leave?

I'll probably hang on and linger...

[logey79]

i'd say this is worth more than the jack wolfskin one....come on guys its a feckin jack osbourne surf!

someone will give you a trolley of cash for it rod, just keep updating the ads. sold as seen, non-trade, onus on the buyer to beware and seller to ask what he likes so good luck to you mate! btw, if you get the 3.5k for it, i know someone who wouldn't mind going to sonisphere if you're feeling generous!

[yoshie]

Your surfless at the min logey why don't you give him 3 grand for it

[darkdezigns]

Appreciate it mate, But that is f**king dog ugly!!




I'll probably hang on and linger...

omg u have to look under the bonnet,sod the looks

[logey79]

Your surfless at the min logey why don't you give him 3 grand for it

i'm also penniless!

i'll only let myself get ripped off for a solid hj60 now anyway. or a k5!

hopefully by the end of the year i'll be getting a proper motor again.

[RodLeach]

i'd say this is worth more than the jack wolfskin one....come on guys its a feckin jack osbourne surf!

someone will give you a trolley of cash for it rod, just keep updating the ads. sold as seen, non-trade, onus on the buyer to beware and seller to ask what he likes so good luck to you mate! btw, if you get the 3.5k for it, i know someone who wouldn't mind going to sonisphere if you're feeling generous!

Cheers mate.

I had a phone call from a bloke in ireland whos interested. He's checking insurance an getting back to me. Poor bloke has a Nissan terrano that was lifted by L.A.Supertrux.. Well he said they f**ked his truck right up. Keeps breaking every two minutes. We'll see.

The newish vectra i got offered has had half the car sprayed lime green so thats a total no-go.

Still 27 odd days left on the advert so we'll see what comes up.

omg u have to look under the bonnet,sod the looks

C'mon i drive a 2.4 on 35" tyres... That thing would be my coffin!!

[Apache]

rod,might be worth an ask?
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1997-NISSAN-st...QQcmdZViewItem

I was behind one of those in Shrewsbury the other week. Thought it was a Volvo estate from behind until I got closer, though I read the badge as 'Nissan Staggerer' . Not a bad looking motor in the flesh, and a lot of car for the money if they're that cheap.