At last

[logey79]

don't answer a question with a question - that's silly.

if you don't know the answer just say - "i'm a ginger tw@t, and i know nowt, lad"

[MattF]

don't answer a question with a question - that's silly.

if you don't know the answer just say - "i'm a ginger tw@t, and i know nowt, lad"

Oy. I'm a ginger dildo, thankyou very much. Tw@t indeed. How common.

[logey79]

Oy. I'm a ginger dildo, thankyou very much. Tw@t indeed. How common.

common? what, just coz half the population has one?

oh yeah, see what you mean now ya pr1ck...nah that don't work either does it.

ok, dildo it is, let's stick to that - although not at the same time coz people would talk.

[MattF]

ok, dildo it is, let's stick to that - although not at the same time coz people would talk.

Just out of curiosity, what prompted the toffee hammer question?

[Bibs]

jeeyz i wasnt gone long an u r rippin each other 2 bits. X

[logey79]

Just out of curiosity, what prompted the toffee hammer question?

i haven't the foggiest. do you really want to know what goes on inside my head anyway?

btw, i still don't know what a toffee hammer is...i'm off to google myself, then when i come back, i may look it up on the web.

[logey79]

jeeyz i wasnt gone long an u r rippin each other 2 bits. X

yeah, but not with a dildo, so no need for panic girlie.

[MattF]

i haven't the foggiest. do you really want to know what goes on inside my head anyway?

Oh hell no.

btw, i still don't know what a toffee hammer is...i'm off to google myself, then when i come back, i may look it up on the web.

Seriously. It's a hammer for toffee.

yeah, but not with a dildo, so no need for panic girlie.

[Bibs]

yeah, but not with a dildo, so no need for panic girlie.

thats ok then boy. X

[MattF]

thats ok then boy. X

Glad to see you didn't wimp out and go to bed.

[logey79]

Seriously. It's a hammer for toffee.

why would toffee need a hammer? i've never heard of any toffee doing DIY.

[Bibs]

Glad to see you didn't wimp out and go to bed.

Lol. Am on phone so cant do smileys but put the lmao smiley here.

[logey79]

hey orangu-dildo, i just looked it up and you're right. so either the world is crazy or i'm shit face stoned.

so are there caramel hammers too then?

[MattF]

why would toffee need a hammer? i've never heard of any toffee doing DIY.

I'll pretend you're being serious for once and answer that as normally as possible. As the normal way of making it is in a flat baking tray, with it being somewhat hard, the normal method for smashing it into manageable chunks is with a toffee hammer.

[logey79]

Lol. Am on phone so cant do smileys but put the lmao smiley here.

you must be tiny if you can sleep on a phone - that's so cool!

or is it just a giant phone?