Darts

[LURCH]

Would you like another jar of pickled onions??? I'll swap it for some tomatoes to make you some chilli ketchup that even Stein likes

I keep meaning to get some tomatoes, but keep forgetting ..............

[BioHazard]

I keep meaning to get some tomatoes, but keep forgetting ..............

3kg

[POPEYE]

Ian has washed his truck especially for you today, and he is busy stuffing his face with his roast beef dinner so he has lots of lovely gases for you tomorrow so maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you.

I never, it were too cold

[mousey]

how gay, hankey won....

[melons]

Getting back to the subject of darts...

Gutted, I wanted Tony O Shea to win.

[mousey]

same ere.

hankey had so many chances on one of the legs, but when he hits 180 he unstopable

[melons]

Yes, I've watched him all week - the thing is he was so psyched up to win it after quitting the booze to play better darts he was un beatable - glad he beat Wolfie though.

[gwh200]

i just couldnt get excited about the darts.....


.... till they cancelled the best of top gear and put public school boy
ray "ive been beasted in the shower" mears on

then i got excited but in a bad way

[melons]

Did you put a flowery dress on for the occasion? Mark's got a lovely pink one that I washed for him then Ian stretched it...

[gwh200]

Did you put a flowery dress on for the occasion? Mark's got a lovely pink one that I washed for him then Ian stretched it...

helen..............get out while you can...there all mad

[melons]

The dress will fit you too Graham......

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

The dress will fit you too Graham......

Just HOW much have you let it out ?

[melons]

Do you wanna talk inches or centimetres???

[gwh200]

Do you wanna talk inches or centimetres???

excuse me (metres if u dont mind)

[melons]

I was trying to be polite, shocked maybe but he might get upset when I divulge his credentials