Darts

[Sancho]

Anyone watching?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Nope, but I did used to have a couple of their records, 'It's raining' and 'Boy from New York city'

[Phantom]

No I would rather watch the knitting championships

[Sancho]

Losers. I was there this time last week. Fantastic stuff.

[BioHazard]

Melons is watching it ..........so i'm on here

[Bibs]

No I would rather watch the knitting championships

There is such a championship????

[LURCH]

Melons is watching it ..........so i'm on here

Tell her to watch for the rebound, dont want any holes in them melons of yours......................... .

[BioHazard]

Tell her to watch for the rebound, dont want any holes in them melons of yours......................... .

That would cause a big bang if one of them popped

[LURCH]

That would cause a big bang if one of them popped

BIG, it would wipe out your village mate.......................

[melons]

BIG, it would wipe out your village mate.......................

You're dead meat now, you can walk to work tomorrow morning I'll make sure I set the alarm clock an hour fast so Ian goes without you....

[gwh200]

You're dead meat now, you can walk to work tomorrow morning I'll make sure I set the alarm clock an hour fast so Ian goes without you....

go get im helen !!

[LURCH]

You're dead meat now, you can walk to work tomorrow morning I'll make sure I set the alarm clock an hour fast so Ian goes without you....

I've got a full tank of fuel and i can smoke all the way to work, and no after xmas smells to put up with, should i be bothered..................
AM SO SORRY REALLY, THOUGHT YOU WAS BUSY WATCHING THE ARROWS...........

[melons]

Ian has washed his truck especially for you today, and he is busy stuffing his face with his roast beef dinner so he has lots of lovely gases for you tomorrow so maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you.

[LURCH]

Ian has washed his truck especially for you today, and he is busy stuffing his face with his roast beef dinner so he has lots of lovely gases for you tomorrow so maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you.

Well i finished off your pickled onions and had spaghetti bolognese, so should give as good as i get....................

[melons]

Would you like another jar of pickled onions??? I'll swap it for some tomatoes to make you some chilli ketchup that even Stein likes