Carol singers...wtf??

[B16mts]

Now i know i'm a country boy at heart, but is anyone else already had carol singers round??

I grew up on a farm out in the sticks, so we never had trick or treaters, carol singers, or even the lovley jehovah's witnessess.

I moved to my own house in an estate 3 years ago, and we've kinda got used to the trick or treat business, and i'm on first name terms with the jehovahs (don't ask!!).

But i had some carol singers last night, and just opened the door to some more now.

Am i the only one?
Are carol singers always about 12-15 years old?
Aren't they supposed to be able to sing??

Or I am the victim of the local chavs trying to make some money during the credit crunch?

I don't mind trick or treat to much, cos i can scare the shit out of them by answering the door naked and the fact its 1 night a year. But i'm not happy if this is gonna go on until christmas!!

Anyone any tactics on how to rid myself of these cretins? so far i've just been saying "you're a bit early aren't you?"

Bah-humbug

Martin

[RodLeach]

It's less then two weeks to go so it's not exactly early!!



Dont be so miserable!


Merry Christmas!

[biosurf]

It's less then two weeks to go so it's not exactly early!!



Dont be so miserable!


Merry Christmas!

[BioHazard]

Where did you find so many swingers called Carol .........oh singers

[Predictable Bob]

It's less then two weeks to go so it's not exactly early!!

Christmas doesn't start until 24th December !!!!!

Ebeneezer Scrooge was just misunderstood ....

[RodLeach]

Christmas doesn't start until 24th December !!!!!

Ebeneezer Scrooge was just misunderstood ....

Why so miserable about christmas mate?!

Fair enough if the religion isn't your thing and you hate parts of it! I can understand an after being in southampton today doing some shopping i can sympathise!!


But still, its one of the only times of year where not much else truly matters. Your around your family an everyone seems to make time for each other.

I frigging love it! An after being in a toy stop today i cant wait till ive got kids! I can buy them the cr*p im too old to have

[Predictable Bob]

But they start ramming it down your throat in bleeding September !!!!

There's about 20 birthdays in our families between September and Christmas ....

PS
I'm not really that miserable !

PPS
Was in Southampton shopping with the kids last Saturday and had a good time - apart from the meatball sub that was near enough frigging cold !

[RodLeach]

But they start ramming it down your throat in bleeding September !!!!

There's about 20 birthdays in our families between September and Christmas ....

PS
I'm not really that miserable !

PPS
Was in Southampton shopping with the kids last Saturday and had a good time - apart from the meatball sub that was near enough frigging cold !

i had a feeling you weren't a legit miserable sod! Your posts are to lively to be a proper scrooge!!

ahh meatball subs! Im worried im going to end up on first name terms with the staff at Romsey!!


An to be honest, Yeah Chrimbo in september is a bit much! My local pub was half decorated in november!!

[POPEYE]

i find a bucket of pi$$ out the bedroom window gets results















Bah Humbug

[Bogus]

An after being in a toy stop today i cant wait till ive got kids! I can buy them the cr*p im too old to have

Rod, If you want those toys , dont wait, buy them now, Remember Youre never too old to have a happy childhood, and although you are only young once, you can be immature forever.

Bogus

[Scorpion]

Easy mate, just tell them you're Jewish, or Hindu, or any other religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas.

[B16mts]

I WORSHIP SATAN AND I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!!

That kind of thing?

tbh they're a bit shocked when my 2 great danes jump up at the bay window and look down on the kids while barking their heads off.

don't get me wrong i love christmas, and will be going to church for midnight mass as usual. plus i love being around family and freinds. Just don't like the Americanised way of it being an excuse for people to make money.

Martin

[RodLeach]

I WORSHIP SATAN AND I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!!

That kind of thing?

tbh they're a bit shocked when my 2 great danes jump up at the bay window and look down on the kids while barking their heads off.

don't get me wrong i love christmas, and will be going to church for midnight mass as usual. plus i love being around family and freinds. Just don't like the Americanised way of it being an excuse for people to make money.

Martin

To be honest mate, Its Christmas! If there kids an they make a few quid singing then so what! If it makes them happy thats all that really matters aint it?!

Fair enough if you were talkin big bucks but they probably go home with a tenner in there pockets for the january sales!

Now im going to do what bogus said an go buy some toys!!

[Predictable Bob]

Remember Youre never too old to have a happy childhood, and although you are only young once, you can be immature forever.

Bogus

Spot on - my uncle got chucked out of Asda last year for riding on the shopping trolleys - he was 84 at the time .......

He's not in his second childhood either - he hasn't finished his first yet!

[charvell]

i find that telling them they have 5 seconds to get back out your or they will be launched through it works a treat, even works on bible bashing ####s.