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  • Britians fattest bloke

    Or whatever it was called, anyone watch it? with richard hammond doing the smartass narration, in a virtual micro sub inside the blokes insides, jeez what a fat bstd, the guy apparantly gets through an average 40 pints of beer followed by chomping his way through the menu at the indian takeaway, all this on top of monster fry ups, big dinners, crisps by the box etc,
    No one asked the obvious questions like how the f##k does he afford it and how does he wipe his arse, ya could'nt even see the pan when he sat on it,
    a trip to the supermarket cost over 300 quid, although i dont believe they mentioned it it looks to me the both of em's on benifiets, disabled badge, newish merc (he could just about get in) afraid i have no sympathy for the slob, he been doing this for the last 20-30 years, one giant drain on the health system and a big waste of space,

    end of rant
    Last edited by POPEYE; 5 December 2008, 10:43.
    Too young to die and too old to give a toss

  • #2
    how does he wipe his arse,



    Am having a crap day but that has cheered me up.
    If its not broke don't fix it.

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    • #3
      He probably doesn't wipe his arse. He'll have a carer come in and do that for him.

      Send him to dewsbury I say!!!
      Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Apache View Post
        He probably doesn't wipe his arse. He'll have a carer come in and do that for him.

        Send him to dewsbury I say!!!
        Now your just being a FATTEST.
        If its not broke don't fix it.

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        • #5
          found him a wife!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by madcampbell View Post
            found him a wife!!

            Shes dead mate.
            If its not broke don't fix it.

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            • #7
              Probably died of fright. That looks like a salad on that plate!
              Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Apache View Post
                Probably died of fright. That looks like a salad on that plate!

                If its not broke don't fix it.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by madcampbell View Post
                  found him a wife!!

                  You'd definatly need to roll her in flour and find the damp spot
                  definatly gross and quite possibly rank
                  Too young to die and too old to give a toss

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Apache View Post
                    He probably doesn't wipe his arse. He'll have a carer come in and do that for him.

                    Send him to dewsbury I say!!!

                    You'd need a jet wash to touch it! bet they run him through a car wash once a week
                    Too young to die and too old to give a toss

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Apache View Post
                      Probably died of fright. That looks like a salad on that plate!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by si tate View Post
                        Shes dead mate.
                        Not sure that's really going to matter to him in his state!!!

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