Embarrassing records in your collection.

[tintin]

I've got so many, i dont know where to start!!
Will think about it during the day and post a list later.
Alan

[BioHazard]

The chicken song ............


Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can't escape this dance

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears

The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars

Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you've heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You'll be humming it for weeks

Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa



















Then the b side was ............I've Never Met a Nice South African

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=de6V90jT4SQ

[gwh200]

my most embarrasing record....hmmmm.....

probably my criminal one for flashing at old ladies..................

[captain_chaos]

I've got "I Touch Myself" by the Divinyls, on vinyl too. My first e-bay purchase for £2.75 including postage. Can't listen to it though as don't have a record player.

[tintin]

OK here goes.......................... .........
I wont get into the CDs just vinyl.......

Patrick Swayze................She's like the wind.
D.O.A......................... ..F*** Off
Belouise somme..............Imagination
Haircut 100...................Favourit e shirt
Plus
Loads of.....
Gary Numan/Spandau Ballet/Dennis Brown and a ton of other 70s and 80s carp!

(and thats without even starting on 'er indoors' vinyl collection)

Alan

[gwh200]

OK here goes.......................... .........
I wont get into the CDs just vinyl.......

Patrick Swayze................She's like the wind.
D.O.A......................... ..F*** Off
Belouise somme..............Imagination
Haircut 100...................Favourit e shirt
Plus
Loads of.....
Gary Numan/Spandau Ballet/Dennis Brown and a ton of other 70s and 80s carp!

(and thats without even starting on 'er indoors' vinyl collection)

Alan

tart

[tintin]

tart

You know it!!
Alan

[RodLeach]

Patrick Swayze................She's like the wind.

I brought that on Itunes the other day...


were both trendy

[Scorpion]

I'm In The Mood For Dancing by The Nolan Sisters.

[Phantom]

hmmmmmm lol,u dont know the half of it,im doin loads of odds n sods at the mo,once all the speakers,amps,lights are fitted ill post sum pics ,it's 200w at the mo

200watt? That won't wake the neighberhood. My amp to drive my subs is 3000watt and a 1000watt for the 6x9s. That wakes em up and makes your ears bleed

[RodLeach]

200watt? That won't wake the neighberhood. My amp to drive my subs is 3000watt and a 1000watt for the 6x9s. That wakes em up and makes your ears bleed

I think your just me on steiroids!!

[palmerbloke]

Col. Abrahms..........Trapped!!!!!! !!!! Utter bilge glad I haven't got a gramaphone anymore.....Also the original "Now thats what I call music", two LP's of mostly rubbish

[JUDWAK]

lou reed .... transformer