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    Hello and welcome

    Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting
    competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house!


    We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of
    dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget,
    we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.

    Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport,
    and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.

    Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at
    £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and
    accosting
    drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a
    ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or
    Eurostar.

    No application ever refused reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do
    is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password: 'ASYLUM'.

    Only this week 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan were
    flown
    Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local
    law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury
    £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They join tens of
    thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain
    .

    Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and
    the
    world famous Toddington Services area In Historic Bedfordshire..

    If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget there's no need to
    phone a friend or ask the audience, just apply for legal aid. Hundreds of
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    you a
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    Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet
    activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan
    mass
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    Get along to the airport, get along to the lorry park, get along to the
    ferry terminal. Don't stop in Germany or France . Go straight to Britain and
    you
    are guaranteed to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the
    softest
    game on earth.

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    Too young to die and too old to give a toss

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