Is it true?

[EvH]

Life's to short, dont even bother to reply, he will get bored and fuc off.

Unfortunately the little f***er is very persistent and loves causing trouble...
Maybe I'll just run him over...

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Unfortunately the little f***er is very persistent and loves causing trouble...
Maybe I'll just run him over...

'No officer she did not run the little twit over, he volunteered to clean her tyres' (from the underneath )

[EvH]

'No officer she did not run the little twit over, he volunteered to clean her tyres' (from the underneath )

[dieselboy]

[QUOTE=Albannach;481107]

My bike speedo and giggle's Skoda one are spot on.
quote]

Using Sat Nav as a reference on a long straight road.

yea and you cannot be going up or down hills for that to work correctly

[dieselboy]

'No officer she did not run the little twit over, he volunteered to clean her tyres' (from the underneath )

a person fell, and tripped under my car!

quote from insurance funnies:

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

was only going to post one, but theyre hilarious!