My next door neighbours are having their drive block paved (not that they told us which would have saved a bit of hassle). So this morning some tw*ts turn up with a windy pick and start breaking up the old concrete.
'So what'? I hear you ask. Just that my truck is parked on my drive right next to them and there's bits of bluddy concrete flying all over the place!

So I go out and ask them why they didn't knock on my door and ask me to move the truck to save it from damage? Their reply, 'Oh, we didn't know if anyone was in!' Try ringing my doorbell, or knocking, the next time you numb sh!ts!

Luckily there was no damage, just a bit of dust and I moved the truck further along the street. The neighbour opposite wasn't so fortunate, the 'numb boys' virtually had the street blocked with their van and skip and when someone tried to squeeze past they caved in the door of the neighbours brand new Jaguar!
'So what'? I hear you ask. Just that my truck is parked on my drive right next to them and there's bits of bluddy concrete flying all over the place!

So I go out and ask them why they didn't knock on my door and ask me to move the truck to save it from damage? Their reply, 'Oh, we didn't know if anyone was in!' Try ringing my doorbell, or knocking, the next time you numb sh!ts!

Luckily there was no damage, just a bit of dust and I moved the truck further along the street. The neighbour opposite wasn't so fortunate, the 'numb boys' virtually had the street blocked with their van and skip and when someone tried to squeeze past they caved in the door of the neighbours brand new Jaguar!

Worst ones in my book have always been the ex-wives of those self made types. What amazes me is that they seem to wonder why the hubby left them for the young office totty or secretary.
fully expecting a call from the cops with the water co behind em but never heard owt, a mate said he had to get someone in to excavate it and chizel off the cement, prob cost him more than he tryed to bump me for, sod em
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