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  • Now I've heard of maternity leave

    Paternity leave

    Duvet days

    But wombat leave is a new one on me

    Are our colleagues down under going soft ?



    They will be doing bridges for dormice and attending crossings for toads next
    Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

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    A mate of mine once returned to work after an illness.

    On his absence form he wrote.

    Reason for absence: Cider.




    Wombat leave is do-able!
    Alan

    yoshie "Didn't know they had a pill for laziness, anyway get well soon."

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    • #3
      I once took a call from someone who said he couldn't come out for a shift because he had 'suspected diarrhoea'
      Do you know that, with a 50 character limit, it's

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      • #4
        "I think I might shit myself today so I'd rather do it at home'
        Alan

        yoshie "Didn't know they had a pill for laziness, anyway get well soon."

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        • #5
          I also got a call from someone who said, and I quote precisely, "This isn't me, it's my son. My dad won't be out tomorrow, he's not well."
          Do you know that, with a 50 character limit, it's

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Albannach View Post
            I also got a call from someone who said, and I quote precisely, "This isn't me, it's my son. My dad won't be out tomorrow, he's not well."
            You just know Dad said "Call my work, say it's you, not me, and tell them I won't be in"
            Alan

            yoshie "Didn't know they had a pill for laziness, anyway get well soon."

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Albannach View Post
              I also got a call from someone who said, and I quote precisely, "This isn't me, it's my son. My dad won't be out tomorrow, he's not well."


              ROFLMFAO.....
              1993 HiLux Surf (mine)
              1998 RAV4 (hers)

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