Now I've heard of maternity leave

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Paternity leave

Duvet days

But wombat leave is a new one on me

Are our colleagues down under going soft ?



They will be doing bridges for dormice and attending crossings for toads next

[KERRSURF]

A mate of mine once returned to work after an illness.

On his absence form he wrote.

Reason for absence: Cider.




Wombat leave is do-able!

[Albannach]

I once took a call from someone who said he couldn't come out for a shift because he had 'suspected diarrhoea'

[KERRSURF]

"I think I might shit myself today so I'd rather do it at home'

[Albannach]

I also got a call from someone who said, and I quote precisely, "This isn't me, it's my son. My dad won't be out tomorrow, he's not well."

[KERRSURF]

I also got a call from someone who said, and I quote precisely, "This isn't me, it's my son. My dad won't be out tomorrow, he's not well."

You just know Dad said "Call my work, say it's you, not me, and tell them I won't be in"

[SURFerRob]

I also got a call from someone who said, and I quote precisely, "This isn't me, it's my son. My dad won't be out tomorrow, he's not well."

ROFLMFAO.....