Thought this was appropriate

[Apache]

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman!
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for (Aahh Mr. Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more (Aahh Mr. Heath)
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me
Taxman!

[Predictable Bob]

I LIKE the taxman !

Well I do at the moment cos according to my calculations he owes me a chunk of wonga ........

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I LIKE the taxman !

Well I do at the moment cos according to my calculations he owes me a chunk of wonga ........

That's YOUR calculations, NOT his !!

Are you an Eastern European illegal immigrant, with at least 20 kids and non christian ?

Unless you can answer yes to all of them then clause 57b, sub paragraph 4, item 5 will apply "all tax is non refundable, the taxman's Mercedes needs petrol"

[Chillitt]

I LIKE the taxman !

Well I do at the moment cos according to my calculations he owes me a chunk of wonga ........

You don't honestly think you are ever going to see it, do you?

[Predictable Bob]

I have for the last two years ....... but I'm well aware that life takes the pith now and then !

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I have for the last two years ....... but I'm well aware that life takes the pith now and then !

It's not life taking the pith, it's the shower of shitehawks in Westminster who do that !!

[Highlander1]

Don't mention the whisky it has remained stable for over 40 years with inflation.

If fuel continues to increase I may well have to build me a stil and run on moon shine.