Still trying to find a decent garage in South Wales to change the cambelt on my 92 2.4 td auto surf
Having almost run out of options of local garages and heard of most of the reasons why they can not do it,some of which make you wonder as to the qualifications of the so called mechanics who are only happy or competent to undertake easy money earners like tyres exhausts batteries and mot repairs
Some little gems
Hmmm lots of pipes there mate it’s a fair old job
Nah! Don’t touch imports,cant get spares
Ummm should be able to do it ,have you got a handbook?
No probs matey,done one a few months ago,where,s the bonnet catch?
Yeah,sno different from a landrover really innit
URRR, Ummm,Yeees not our cup of tea go and see fred over the road there,he has got no work
Don’t do diesels sir
Lets have a look at the engine first, (spends 10 mins studying the rear bulkhead)
Of course new sprockets will be extra if worn out and they usually are
No we need special tools for that job,its not a normal jap car
Really fills you with con fidence and puts you at ease to leave your newly aquired surf with them?
Yesssss but lets just out of interest and curiosity and bloody mindedness try local Toyota main dealer!
Good morning sir can I help you
Yes I would like a quote for a replacement cambelt on my Toyota
Certainly sir is it on our computer database
Wot the cambelt or my vehicle
Your car sir
No
Could we have your registration no please
Why?
To search our database for your vehicle details ……?
But ------- oh ok then
Please have a complimentary cup of coffee while you wait sir
Thank you ,any biscuits then
Your vehicle does not appear to be on our database sir
Told you!
Could I have the vehicle details sir
Certainly it’s a Toyota Hilux Surf ssrx td auto 1992
Ohhhh, Urrrrr, so it’s a grey then
No its red actually
No I meant its an import
Yes it comes from Japan just like all the cars in your showroom do and probably built by the same team as the ones in your showroom cos they have jobs for life you know
Realy sir I shall just check with the service manager ,I wont be long >>
Well sir because the car is an import we have to remove the aircon and get rid of the R14 gas also its not a very nice job and quite long to do and will cost you approx £550 plus VAT
Can I use your toilet please >>
Can I have another coffee and think about it?
Sorry machines empty now you’ve appeared to have drunk it all
Then can I have some of those free Toyota steering wheel wipes
Sorry sir they are for customers only
Well they did keep me waiting for 45mins
CAN ANYBODY BEAT THIS QUOTE?
Having almost run out of options of local garages and heard of most of the reasons why they can not do it,some of which make you wonder as to the qualifications of the so called mechanics who are only happy or competent to undertake easy money earners like tyres exhausts batteries and mot repairs
Some little gems
Hmmm lots of pipes there mate it’s a fair old job
Nah! Don’t touch imports,cant get spares
Ummm should be able to do it ,have you got a handbook?
No probs matey,done one a few months ago,where,s the bonnet catch?
Yeah,sno different from a landrover really innit
URRR, Ummm,Yeees not our cup of tea go and see fred over the road there,he has got no work
Don’t do diesels sir
Lets have a look at the engine first, (spends 10 mins studying the rear bulkhead)
Of course new sprockets will be extra if worn out and they usually are
No we need special tools for that job,its not a normal jap car
Really fills you with con fidence and puts you at ease to leave your newly aquired surf with them?
Yesssss but lets just out of interest and curiosity and bloody mindedness try local Toyota main dealer!
Good morning sir can I help you
Yes I would like a quote for a replacement cambelt on my Toyota
Certainly sir is it on our computer database
Wot the cambelt or my vehicle
Your car sir
No
Could we have your registration no please
Why?
To search our database for your vehicle details ……?
But ------- oh ok then
Please have a complimentary cup of coffee while you wait sir
Thank you ,any biscuits then
Your vehicle does not appear to be on our database sir
Told you!
Could I have the vehicle details sir
Certainly it’s a Toyota Hilux Surf ssrx td auto 1992
Ohhhh, Urrrrr, so it’s a grey then
No its red actually
No I meant its an import
Yes it comes from Japan just like all the cars in your showroom do and probably built by the same team as the ones in your showroom cos they have jobs for life you know
Realy sir I shall just check with the service manager ,I wont be long >>
Well sir because the car is an import we have to remove the aircon and get rid of the R14 gas also its not a very nice job and quite long to do and will cost you approx £550 plus VAT
Can I use your toilet please >>
Can I have another coffee and think about it?
Sorry machines empty now you’ve appeared to have drunk it all
Then can I have some of those free Toyota steering wheel wipes
Sorry sir they are for customers only
Well they did keep me waiting for 45mins
CAN ANYBODY BEAT THIS QUOTE?
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