Film Quotes!

[Woppit]

slightly off topic

best film quote ever;

"we're going to need a bigger boat"

hawaii

JAWS

[Woppit]

Easy - "I'm sorry Dave, I cant let you do that..."

Harder - "How d'you say Chicken?"
"Kou-rit-sa"

Hard - "When I was a little boy my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so once when I was six, I did"

2001
2010
?

[Apache]

2001
2010
?

Yep... so far

[Woppit]

Pi ?

[Woppit]

Here's a couple to get you wondering

1 - "I'd buy that for a dollar"

2 - "Take this job and shovel it"

1 Robocop

2 Demolition man

[Apache]

Yep, another favorite. Pity Aronofsky didn't get to finish the last Batman movie. I'm sure it would have been as dark and menacing as it should have been rather than fluffy hollywood sh1t.

[Snorkel]

Don't know how he remembered it all, haha, but...?

"Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.
Now the politicains are sayin' "Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and ####in' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the ####in' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State....

so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure #### it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President"

[servechilled]

Don't know how he remembered it all, haha, but...?

"Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.
Now the politicains are sayin' "Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and ####in' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the ####in' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State....

so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure #### it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President"

My wife says Good Will Hunting...
I'll be surprised if she's right as she normally only watches daft shite, or what I put on when drunk...

Lemme find an obscure quote...

[Snorkel]

Yep - Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting (well done ur wifey!)

[Apache]

Reminds me of 'Team USA' Again.

"MAAAAT DAMON"

[servechilled]

Right...

Number 1:"There are two types of women, Sluts and Bitches. A Slut sleeps with everyone. A Bitch sleeps with everyone but you."

Number 2: "We haven't really got a system of deciding who, Roc. It's just..."
"Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're ####ing! I know where they *live*! We could kill *everyone.*"
"So what do you think?"
"I'm strangely comfortable with it."

Number 3:"Who makes the decisions?"
"Well, a committee would make the decision in this case..."
"One man... you go high enough you always come to one man... who?"

[servechilled]

@ Apache
A few of us once made a DJ in Kavos cry cos we sat near his booth and shouted "Dave Nelson" (His name) in the Team America voice all night... ALL NIGHT! When he lost it it was spectacular! Threw his headset and made the doormen throw us out! We landed in the street and walked straight into free Vodka Jelly! Oh to be on a boys holiday again...

[Albannach]

Trev - Yes it is.

Albannach - Pirates of the Caribbean and Alien respectively?

Yes and no, not Alien.

[MudSurfer]

"Can everyone just please stop getting shot"

[captain_chaos]

"Can everyone just please stop getting shot"

Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels

One of my favourite movie quotes "he's already pulled over, he can't pull over any further"