Bl@@dy passports

[Tiger]

applied to replace my passport a couple of weeks ago after the wife washed mine and thought i would phone up today for a progress report as i want to go away on the 6th for the weekend.

To cut a long story short the very unhelpfull lady tells me i have got no chance with no help of what i might do next to grease the wheels.

I asked if i turn up in person with my birth certificate would that help. No she replied we might not even see you

apparently i'am a special case because it's not a straight forward renewall i might have sold my passport

[JUDWAK]

thats just mad
why should you sell your passport??
are they mad
iam glad i never had a passport

[Diezel Weazel]

So what are they saying Cris your an alien or it's alien to em !!!!

There's always a Payback .... Ya just never see it Comin !!!!

[JUDWAK]

have you sold your passport to a foren guy that looks just like you

[Albannach]

iam glad i never had a passport

Or a subscription

[JUDWAK]

Or a subscription

yep
but i wont be pust into one

all in my own time

[Albannach]

yep
but i wont be pust into one

all in my own time

What about shame, can we shame you into one?

Or can we no mark yer neck wi a blow torch?

[JUDWAK]

given a few hours of a blow torch on my nek i may give in

[Albannach]

given a few hours of a blow torch on my nek i may give in

Now we know what to do, we just need to organise it

[JUDWAK]

passports and subscriptions
you have to fill in forms witch i cant do
i dont use paypal after it got hacked
postal oders need to be filled in
my spellings are bad so think what my wrighting is like??
i can read my writeing but no one else can
if i could send cash i will send more than needed to help out
its hard to do lots of things when you cant read and write

[yoshie]

passports and subscriptions
you have to fill in forms witch i cant do
i dont use paypal after it got hacked
postal oders need to be filled in
my spellings are bad so think what my wrighting is like??
i can read my writeing but no one else can
if i could send cash i will send more than needed to help out
its hard to do lots of things when you cant read and write except spend a TENNER

Get it paid tight wad

[JUDWAK]

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Get it paid tight wad

can i send cash?
and can i send a lot of cash for a gold star
see if it catchs on
lets say 100 quid for a gold star for 1 year
that would rise some cash for a server i dont mind the pay out its the filling in forms i hate
i did have a server and forums once so i understand to cost

[Albannach]

can i send cash?
and can i send a lot of cash for a gold star
see if it catchs on
lets say 100 quid for a gold star for 1 year
that would rise some cash for a server i dont mind the pay out its the filling in forms i hate

Surf train to get Judwak's £100 to Koi?

[Slugger]

applied to replace my passport a couple of weeks ago after the wife washed mine and thought i would phone up today for a progress report as i want to go away on the 6th for the weekend.

To cut a long story short the very unhelpfull lady tells me i have got no chance with no help of what i might do next to grease the wheels.

I asked if i turn up in person with my birth certificate would that help. No she replied we might not even see you

apparently i'am a special case because it's not a straight forward renewall i might have sold my passport

Not sure if it helps but i have just renewed my passport, if you fill out the form as normal and take to the post office for an extra £7.00 you can fast track it and they gaurentee you will get it back within 10 days. Mine only took 8 days. You have to send your old one with it and i know you said yours has been through the wash , but surely they can see from the remains that it is/ was a passport and a genuine reason for renewal. Hope you get it sorted in time for your trip.

Paul

[Helen]

I thought the £7 was for the Post Office checking service. They make sure you have all the required documents and filled the forms in correctly. Don't thin it makes the process quicker... no Fast Track.