Women!......

[Bibs]

Seeing as no one has taken the time to answer each of your questions yet, i'll give it a go, i wouldn't want you to feel upset that no one had done it yet, even if it took you 2 days to not answer the one carl originally asked

Ha ha ha love it.

No.1 - you're actually right
No.2 - right again
No.3 - try doin' your own washing once in while
No.4 - On here meyself so can't answer that one
No.5 - Men aren't meant to be feminine
No.6 - Don't apply as I never seem to look good - just scruffy an muddy.

So re your argument - 5 outta 6 in your favour.......sorry Mitsy

[plumb bob]

Women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

[Bibs]

Women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

[plumb bob]

Hey Bibs, how ya doin', long time no see/hear/speaky.

[JUDWAK]

cant live with out a woman tho
but what would a woman do with out a man
there would be no one to learn you girls what to do
and tell ya how to do it
and then tell ya you did it wrong

and top of the list..............woman would have no one to shout at with out a man around









a woman get marrid in white to match the rest of the kitchen
a womans feet are smaller so they can reach the sink better













but we still love em

mine 5-7 days a mounth

treats me like a bank
calls me names
shouts about everything
never cooks or bakes
sends money like water
talks to her self
drives well but cant park?
and is all ways right

still love her


lets face it men WE ARE WEEK we only have has much controle has they let us think we have

[Mitsy]

I now ive put this on before but i love it so hear goes.

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vaporlock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[POPEYE]

Women, can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em!

Well you can but it is a criminbal offence techinicaly

[Bibs]

Hey Bibs, how ya doin', long time no see/hear/speaky.

Hey PB, missed this last night soz - I'm not so bad thanks - an u?D