Women!......

[Mitsy]

Ok you asked for it.
Y do men never change the toilet roll when its empty.
Y do men always coment on a womens weight when most men have beer bellies.
Y do men always think they are right and argue black is blue.
Y do you men spend most off your time on this forum and on your trucks and the women on hear only come on now and again in between running the house, looking after the kids ect.
Y do men winge so much about everything but when we do it were nagging.
Y do we have to always look good but blokes dont.
Need i go on.

[JUDWAK]

Ok you asked for it.
Y do men never change the toilet roll when its empty.
Y do men always coment on a womens weight when most men have beer bellies.
Y do men always think they are right and argue black is blue.
Y do you men spend most off your time on this forum and on your trucks and the women on hear only come on now and again in between running the house, looking after the kids ect.
Y do men winge so much about everything but when we do it were nagging.
Y do we have to always look good but blokes dont.
Need i go on.

coz we live with women????

[Bibs]

Ok you asked for it.
Y do men never change the toilet roll when its empty.
Y do men always coment on a womens weight when most men have beer bellies.
Y do men always think they are right and argue black is blue.
Y do you men spend most off your time on this forum and on your trucks and the women on hear only come on now and again in between running the house, looking after the kids ect.
Y do men winge so much about everything but when we do it were nagging.
Y do we have to always look good but blokes dont.
Need i go on.

Ha ha go bird.......D

[surfenstein]

what is it with women and their so called (fuzzy logic).

[Mitsy]

Ha ha go bird.......D

Cheers mate could off come up with a hundred more thoe.

[Bibs]

Cheers mate could off come up with a hundred more thoe.

Yup I know what you mean

threaten to burn your truck coz they are sick of hearing about the problems and spending all their time on it, then phone back half an hour later to say they have had a half hour chat with the mechanic about how to fix........where is there logic in that.

[Mitsy]

what is it with women and their so called (fuzzy logic).

You would understand us more if you had an IQ as high as our,s.:rotfl

[Mitsy]

Yup I know what you mean

threaten to burn your truck coz they are sick of hearing about the problems and spending all their time on it, then phone back half an hour later to say they have had a half hour chat with the mechanic about how to fix........where is there logic in that.

[Bibs]

tis true - that is the exact conversation from yesterday. Minus the swearing and shouting.

[Mitsy]

tis true - that is the exact conversation from yesterday. Minus the swearing and shouting.

JUST PROVES OUR POINT GAL.

[Bibs]

JUST PROVES OUR POINT GAL.

Yup - we are all as bad as each other....

[Chillitt]

Cooo - Don't they go on.....

[Bibs]

Cooo - Don't they go on.....

I know - 15 posts before making sense

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

This is what i put this thread up for.... It took a couple of days but along they came.

Thanks girls for not leaving me dissappointed, you came up trumps, its awfully entertaining.

[nero279]

Seeing as no one has taken the time to answer each of your questions yet, i'll give it a go, i wouldn't want you to feel upset that no one had done it yet, even if it took you 2 days to not answer the one carl originally asked

Ok you asked for it.
Y do men never change the toilet roll when its empty.
Why change it when we finish it, there's a spare somewhere within arms reach. That way round when you take the last spare one you know it's time to buy more. If we replace it when we finish it, next time it runs out you may well not have noticed there's none left then you'll get upset coz you'll have to go shopping without.... well let's not go there

Y do men always coment on a womens weight when most men have beer bellies.
why do women ask us questions about their weight, then get upset when we answer?

Y do men always think they are right and argue black is blue.
normally coz it's about a pair of trousers you've washed too hot and they were black when they went in and blue when they came out, or because it's blue that's so damn dark it may as well be black anyway, we're not worried what the label says we're interested in what the eye can see for itself

Y do you men spend most off your time on this forum and on your trucks and the women on hear only come on now and again in between running the house, looking after the kids ect.
we're normally just trying to keep out the way of women who tell us they can do it just fine the way they want to do it or tell us it's easier if they just do it themselves.

Y do men winge so much about everything but when we do it were nagging.
coz we're always being told to get more in touch with our feminine side, we're trying but we're just not well enough practiced to be classed as fully fledged naggers yet

Y do we have to always look good but blokes dont.
we just look better casual than we do smart, not our fault there's nothing we can do about it, if women look good casual we're fine with that too. Women seem to enjoy getting dressed up to go out, we're fine with jeans and t-shirts, and it gives you longer in the bathroom to get ready too

Need i go on.