molton brown

[dieselboy]

Next item on the agenda is-- toilet paper preferance

'4-ply, because sometimes your finger pokes through'

[dieselboy]

Oh please, spare us. and you refer to 3rd gen owners as hairdressers ??

If you like the soap so much and it keeps your ickle handies smelling nice and suitably soft, why dont you carry some around with you in your handbag. That way you will always be able to use it.

Bogus

rotfl!!
but i never called anyone a hairdresser.. i even did a forum search and couldnt find me calling anyone it :/

oh and my hands still smell nice btw

[POPEYE]

rotfl!!
and my hands still smell nice btw

Not if you use thin lavvy paper

[madcampbell]

Not if you use thin lavvy paper

Not if you use a bidet

[POPEYE]

Not if you use a bidet

there nice till someone turn's a hot tap on somewhere

[dieselboy]

Not if you use a bidet

yea but then you need to use a towel afterwards :/

[madcampbell]

yea but then you need to use a towel afterwards :/

Bushwhacker does...!!

[dieselboy]

Bushwhacker does...!!

The correct way is to wipe as much as you can onto the sides of your jeans, then a quick rinse under the hot tap followed by drying with a nice fresh white towel to get the remaing black grease off.

It works 'cos you should hear my missus shout when she sees the towel!

oh yer! and uses his jeans too. but how does he manage to get all the way up to the hot tap?
oh wait, thats the bidet

[Apache]

My hands smell of diesel today after getting soaked in it when draining a generator at work today. Generally there's oil under my fingernails. You lot with yer Molton Brown - bunch of pussies!

[Bibs]

I got some Mitchell's Wool Fat soap for christmas, it's brilliant - normally have hands like sandpaper this time of year but hey - nice n soft.

[Esamed]

[QUOTE=TonyN]Yeah, buncha pussys.

Real men have dirty hands!

[/QUOTE

dont need soap, thats what the towels for!

[Ace Piker]

I got some Mitchell's Wool Fat soap for christmas, it's brilliant - normally have hands like sandpaper this time of year but hey - nice n soft.

Or you could be really Welsh and just stick your hands up a sheep!

[Bibs]

Or you could be really Welsh and just stick your hands up a sheep!

Ha ha ha there is that - have to catch the bleeders first though

[da SLUG man]

Yeah, buncha pussys.

Real men have dirty hands!

must admit... i've been using barrier cream in the cold weather!!...

but concrete is nasty stuff when wet!!

[Apache]

Flippin... OWWWWW!!!!

Nice lace BTW.