Don't you just hate it when.....

[TonyN]

A perfectly nice looking pasta salad turns out to be riddled with sweetcorn!!!

yuk!!!!

A pox on you Morrisons!!!

[pirate-storm]

A perfectly nice looking pasta salad turns out to be riddled with sweetcorn!!!

yuk!!!!

A pox on you Morrisons!!!

why didnt you make your own at the salad bar our morrisons have one

[TonyN]

why didnt you make your own at the salad bar our morrisons have one

I did, the f*$&ers have slipped the thrice cursed stuff into one of the salads on the quiet!!!!

Damn them.

[LURCH]

mmmmmmmm sweetcorn.......

[pirate-storm]

I did, the f*$&ers have slipped the thrice cursed stuff into one of the salads on the quiet!!!!

Damn them.

da feckers

[TonyN]

mmmmmmmm sweetcorn.......

I knew there was something odd about you......

[LURCH]

Yep i think your cool.......

[MattF]

Yep i think your cool.......

[TonyN]

Yep i think your cool.......

I'm $$$$$$ freezing, just been outside to sort the horses dinners out, it ain't warm, and that coming from Mr T-Shirt in all weathers here!!

Gotta go and change some brake pads now, then build a shed for our neighbours to put their new chickens in.

Have fun, I'm going to real things for a while, in the real world!!

[MattF]

then build a shed for our neighbours to out their new chickens in.

Ain't that a bit self contradictory?

[TonyN]

Ain't that a bit self contradictory?

Head said put, cold fingers typed out!

:must proof read replies:

[MattF]

Btw, how come you're still logged on. Ain't you got work to do? Honestly, some folks.................

[captain_chaos]

what's wrong with sweetcorn?

[Highlander1]

I don't want to put you off your Morrisons salad bar but I have decided not to bother anymore after a few weeks ago.

I was in the gents in Morrisons having a pee a customer was in the cubicle binning his leftovers. As I was washing my hands he came out wiped his hands on his grubby jumper without washing them and headed into the supermarket.

A wee while later I find him at the salad bar having had a wee taste of one of the delicacies before putting the bits he wanted in the pots.

I will never select from a salad bar again do not look up itchy ar5e on Google. you will think you have worms.

Sorry for sharing that with you.

All supermarkets should had motion sensors that detect when someones gone for a pee or use the waste deposit facility. If someone does not wash their hands there should be a bl00dy big hand with pointy finger which decends from the ceiling and a loud speaker which proclaims the perpetrator to be a clarty bar steward.

Cheers JB

[Scorpion]

Sweetcorn is the vegetable equivalent of the cockroach, nothing destroys it, not even a nuclear blast! How come when you're sick there's sweetcorn there? It's also there when you take a dump days after you've eaten it (so I'm told, I hate the stuff)!