Oh that saddle, oh oh oh

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Explain this one guys !!!!!

Has joker been deviating ?

[nero279]

He got confused when his elderly wife said she couldn't handle sex anymore - if he needed to release his pent up energy he'd have to learn to ride a bike or something.

[Woodzie]

I want to ride my bicycle .....i want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle .....i want to ride it where i like

[Sancho]

It was MTB Billy

[B16mts]

maybe he was trying to make himself a Gel saddle?

[Apache]

I'm tyred of this, it has no bearing on the thread and I'm not really geared up for it. He's obviously a crank, or been framed so now I've spoke I'll shut up, as I dont want this to turn into a cycle of abuse.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I'm tyred of this, it has no bearing on the thread and I'm not really geared up for it. He's obviously a crank, or been framed so now I've spoke I'll shut up, as I dont want this to turn into a cycle of abuse.

Hmmmmmmmm

Those words ring a bell

Are they the lyrics from wheel meet again ?

[Woodzie]

I've got a bike. You can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and
Things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke.
There's a tear up the front. It's red and black.
I've had it for months.
If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I know a mouse, and he hasn't got a house.
I don't know why. I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I've got a clan of gingerbread men.
Here a man, there a man, lots of gingerbread men.
Take a couple if you wish. They're on the dish.

You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
I'll give you anything, ev'rything if you want things.

I know a room full of musical tunes.
Some rhyme, some ching. Most of them are clockwork.
Let's go into the other room and make them work.

[evil_jesus]

PMSL....

Sheriff Colin Miller also placed Stewart on the Sex Offenders Register for three years.

That mean he's not allowed a bike for a few years and must stay away from halfords
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Woodzie, have not listened to that floyd album for ages, must go dig it out

[da SLUG man]

it may be weird, but is it illegal to have sex with a bike while locked in your bedroom??

it's not like he was flashing in a subway or abusing children!

bit of a waste of money if you ask me.

[gwh200]

why (at the end of the report) do they emphasise that he lives in ayr

i thought joker was in south london!!

[logey79]

what's new about this??? don't most towns/villages have a 'village bike' that everyone has a go on???

[joker??]

Explain this one guys !!!!!

Has joker been deviating ?

barsteward , and another name on my hit list

[joker??]

why (at the end of the report) do they emphasise that he lives in ayr

i thought joker was in south london!!

grrrrrrrrrr

[jax]

what's new about this??? don't most towns/villages have a 'village bike' that everyone has a go on???

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Jacqueline