Silly ideas

[sumo]

If I was to go out with style at work, I think I'd try and sink one of the ships that visit the port

Done that already.You know that one what is laying of a beech some where down your way?That one wot they nicked them bikes off of WELLLLLLThats one of ours.(yep I work for MSC)

[captain_chaos]

Done that already.You know that one what is laying of a beech some where down your way?That one wot they nicked them bikes off of WELLLLLLThats one of ours.(yep I work for MSC)

Bit further down the coast than me that was. Only cargo that passes through here is clay, timber, steel and empty shipping containers containers.

[marky]

Bbwwhhaahaa - PEE IN THE KETTLE?????!!!!!! now that's plain bad.

.........................
Jacqueline

Well you have to if you WON Millions

[dieselboy]

[QUOTE=Mitsy]

Your having a laugh right. I am certainly not silly nore lazy just for a spelling mistake matey. If i was writing a bl00dy thesis then fair enough but im posting on a forum and wont be made to feel stupid.Not everybody can be as bright as you by the seems of it.

steady on girl

[dieselboy]

hehe. i would like to buy just one share in the company for that measly 23p, and then demand to see what a shareholder has rights to see every week or month (their spending or something i cant remember and dont know how to find out where! )

[Mitsy]

[QUOTE=dieselboy]

steady on girl

That was nothing compared to what my husband told me to say.(p!ssof) notice the spelling mistake.

[Bibs]

[QUOTE=Mitsy]

That was nothing compared to what my husband told me to say.(p!ssof) notice the spelling mistake.

Ha ha ha ha I can well imagine

[Mitsy]

Well ive been down to do the lottery and i now i have the winning ticket so lads and lassies there will be a massive party at my house when i have picket up my winnings. All are invited.

[kiowa]

How about having a dump in the office aircon unit

[Woodzie]

How about having a dump in the office aircon unit

He he i like that one .............Or leave a present on the production managers chair




Would need a curry first

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I would buy the building the company is in, then just request a meeting with management and tell them..............

'owing to the change in the current economic climate their role as employer has just become redundant', and arrange for security to escort them from the building

[gwh200]

I would buy the building the company is in, then just request a meeting with management and tell them..............

'owing to the change in the current economic climate their role as employer has just become redundant', and arrange for security to escort them from the building

done that!!!!!

(to a lesser degree)

potted history,

bought a house with then fiance,i worked away,i put deposit down.came home early"bob" was naked in me bed,not to happy,lost a few thousand quid. about 3 years ago,bought a repossesed house in soton,got there and ex fiance and "bob" were refusing to leave!!!.
bailiffs evicted them whilst i chucked all there goods and chattels over front lawn , with huge grin on my face


sheer heaven

[Mitsy]

Party,s cancelled didnt win the euro.

[Woodzie]

done that!!!!!

(to a lesser degree)

potted history,

bought a house with then fiance,i worked away,i put deposit down.came home early"bob" was naked in me bed,not to happy,lost a few thousand quid. about 3 years ago,bought a repossesed house in soton,got there and ex fiance and "bob" were refusing to leave!!!.
bailiffs evicted them whilst i chucked all there goods and chattels over front lawn , with huge grin on my face


sheer heaven

Revenge is a dish best served cold