Silly ideas

[BUSHWHACKER]

Want some?

[PDR]

Thanks

[onlynik]

[LURCH]

Whilst at work last night, the subject of winning the euromillions to night came up . Any way to cut a long story short , we ended up coming up with silly ways to get ourselves sacked if we won .................


My favorites was a drive by with paintball guns, OR A dud grenade rolled into the production meeting

What would you evil twisted lot do .............................. .......


Oh GWH no poo

1; pay off EVERY setter and make them sign a contract not to come back for 2 years
2; buy the electric company and keep cutting them off.
3; smoke and drink in office
4; let off stink bombs in all the offices
5; borrow Woodzies truck and do donuts all over the grass areas.
More to be added later.

[gwh200]

Want some?

got any pepsi as well mate

[BUSHWHACKER]

got any pepsi as well mate

Yuk! definitely not. Only 'the real thing' here.

[Predictable Bob]

[QUOTE=_cj_]

CALM DOWN DEAR......its only a typo

Actually it isn't a typo, it's an error in usage - the word is have not of or even off

Pedants rule OK !

[dieselboy]

Walk round the computer room, systemattically powering off server after server :0

first you would have to expanding foam up the generators exhausts outside. i wouldnt then power them off, i would just rip out their power cables

[dieselboy]

[QUOTE, We should off all had a go ,pay 1.50 into somebodys pay pal account , that person can get the ticket take a photo and post it on hear. All done fair and square. QUOTE]

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And after the initial fun, invest in a refresher course in basic English & spelling

It just seems an ever increasing number of people are mixing up the proper use of these very simple words…. it is just silly and lazy.

jesus christ holy mary mother of god!!! not everyone has perfect english. if you notice i dont use capital letters where i should. if i did this every day on these forums then i wouldnt get any work done at all! i also spell you as u and though as tho to save time. i do not, however, revert back to age 13
an spll liek dis 2 save tym

[dieselboy]

Yuk! definitely not. Only 'the real thing' here.

imho pepsi is the nicest out of the lot, but only when it is mixed infront of you out of a dispenser. eg when you go somewhere that has bought pepsi syrup and has soda water, and you press pepsi on the machine and can see it mixing

[BUSHWHACKER]

[QUOTE=dieselboy]

jesus christ holy mary mother of god!!! not everyone has perfect english. if you notice i dont use capital letters where i should. if i did this every day on these forums then i wouldnt get any work done at all! i also spell you as u and though as tho to save time. i do not, however, revert back to age 13
an spll liek dis 2 save tym

I see you have some spare time at the moment then.

[dieselboy]

[QUOTE=BUSHWHACKER]

I see you have some spare time at the moment then.

yea its not that busy.. was just trying to sort someones vpn out but bit hard when they are at home and im here.. i got interviews lined up next week
by the looks of it, we all got some time hehe

[Bibs]

[QUOTE=dieselboy]

jesus christ holy mary mother of god!!! not everyone has perfect english. if you notice i dont use capital letters where i should. if i did this every day on these forums then i wouldnt get any work done at all! i also spell you as u and though as tho to save time. i do not, however, revert back to age 13
an spll liek dis 2 save tym

an your problem with that being????

[Mitsy]

[QUOTE, We should off all had a go ,pay 1.50 into somebodys pay pal account , that person can get the ticket take a photo and post it on hear. All done fair and square. QUOTE]

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And after the initial fun, invest in a refresher course in basic English & spelling

It just seems an ever increasing number of people are mixing up the proper use of these very simple words…. it is just silly and lazy.

Your having a laugh right. I am certainly not silly nore lazy just for a spelling mistake matey. If i was writing a bl00dy thesis then fair enough but im posting on a forum and wont be made to feel stupid.Not everybody can be as bright as you by the seems of it.

[gwh200]

[quote=Mitsy]

Your having a laugh right. I am certainly not silly nore lazy just for a spelling mistake matey. If i was writing a bl00dy thesis then fair enough but im posting on a forum and wont be made to feel stupid.Not everybody can be as bright as you by the seems of it.

im sure it was all tounge in cheek,

any hows back to the original theme......................... ...............



i would(sorry woodzie) perform some form of poo tanker /car filling caper