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    Whilst at work last night, the subject of winning the euromillions to night came up . Any way to cut a long story short , we ended up coming up with silly ways to get ourselves sacked if we won .................


    My favorites was a drive by with paintball guns, OR A dud grenade rolled into the production meeting

    What would you evil twisted lot do .............................. .......


    Oh GWH no poo
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    Give ten key people on the project £1m each on the proviso that they walked out immediately and had nothing to do with the project again !

    Life is too important to take seriously !

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    • #3
      Walk round the computer room, systemattically powering off server after server :0
      Last edited by onlynik; 28 September 2007, 09:53.
      There are 10 kind of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

      'There's no place like 127.0.0.1'

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      • #4
        We should off all had a go ,pay 1.50 into somebodys pay pal account , that person can get the ticket take a photo and post it on hear. All done fair and square.

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        • #5
          I work in support.... I would answer every incomming call phone jacker style, adn ask for "you bank account details and sortcode sir"
          More Lift.
          More Tyres.
          More Engine.

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          • #6
            Drain all the oil out of the press and watch it melt

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            • #7
              Originally posted by horse_flesh
              Drain all the oil out of the press and watch it melt
              i think maybe!!

              have a few surf related car park incidents,with some of the idiots pride and joys,then send the surf up to tonyn for the ultimate blinging!!
              repeat until im banned from all sites!!
              Non intercooled nothing.

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              • #8
                Attached Files

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BUSHWHACKER
                  That would be FUN
                  I'd put CLING FILM on all the Toilets And PEE in the Kettle
                  (\__/)
                  (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
                  (")_(")

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                  • #10
                    If I was to go out with style at work, I think I'd try and sink one of the ships that visit the port
                    Hold my beer and watch this

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by onlynik
                      Walk round the computer room, systemattically powering of server after server :0
                      [QUOTE, We should off all had a go ,pay 1.50 into somebodys pay pal account , that person can get the ticket take a photo and post it on hear. All done fair and square. QUOTE]

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                      And after the initial fun, invest in a refresher course in basic English & spelling

                      It just seems an ever increasing number of people are mixing up the proper use of these very simple words…. it is just silly and lazy.
                      Mine WAS a 150 bhp V6 and ran on PETROL

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by PDR
                        We should off all had a go ,pay 1.50 into somebodys pay pal account , that person can get the ticket take a photo and post it on hear. All done fair and square.
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                        And after the initial fun, invest in a refresher course in basic English & spelling

                        It just seems an ever increasing number of people are mixing up the proper use of these very simple words…. it is just silly and lazy.

                        or I was typing fast and didn't spell it right, its a spelling mistake rather than a grammar mistake.

                        BTW I fixed you BBCode. Maybe wwe could spend some money on coding lessons
                        Last edited by onlynik; 28 September 2007, 09:52.
                        There are 10 kind of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

                        'There's no place like 127.0.0.1'

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BUSHWHACKER
                          vince ,
                          if i'm not allowed any poo related sacking fun,then neither is anybody else

                          Non intercooled nothing.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PDR
                            [QUOTE, We should off all had a go ,pay 1.50 into somebodys pay pal account , that person can get the ticket take a photo and post it on hear. All done fair and square. QUOTE]

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                            And after the initial fun, invest in a refresher course in basic English & spelling

                            It just seems an ever increasing number of people are mixing up the proper use of these very simple words…. it is just silly and lazy.
                            CALM DOWN DEAR......its only a typo

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                            • #15
                              [quote=_cj_]
                              Originally posted by PDR

                              CALM DOWN DEAR......its only a typo


                              Non intercooled nothing.

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