While driving home last Friday, I was confronted by an officer of the law standing in the middle of the road turning everyone back the way they had come. The reason for this was due to the road ahead being flooded. The officer was motioning to his thigh. This either meant the depth of the water was up to his thigh, or he was showing how well endowed he was.
So, we had to go a different way which meant driving through some fairly deep water. Finally, we got to within about 500 yards of our house but the road was again flooded. this time there was a handy depth marker in the shape of a Mercedes S-class stuck in the deepest part of the water. The water was about 2/3 of the way up the headlights, so I estimated the depth to be about 2 to 2 1/2 feet.
Now I was left in a quandry. Do I attempt to cross and risk looking like a plank when I get stuck, or do I go around another way.
In the end the decision was made by my wife saying "If you try to go through there with me and your daughter, and I'll cut your nuts off"!
I finally made it home with my manhood intact, but it got me thinking.
What depth can an unmodified, bog standard Surf with stock wheels and suspension go through?
Please supply answers on a piece of card that I can keep in my glove box ready to read out to my wife if I am in the same situation again.
Cheers
Dave
So, we had to go a different way which meant driving through some fairly deep water. Finally, we got to within about 500 yards of our house but the road was again flooded. this time there was a handy depth marker in the shape of a Mercedes S-class stuck in the deepest part of the water. The water was about 2/3 of the way up the headlights, so I estimated the depth to be about 2 to 2 1/2 feet.
Now I was left in a quandry. Do I attempt to cross and risk looking like a plank when I get stuck, or do I go around another way.
In the end the decision was made by my wife saying "If you try to go through there with me and your daughter, and I'll cut your nuts off"!
I finally made it home with my manhood intact, but it got me thinking.
What depth can an unmodified, bog standard Surf with stock wheels and suspension go through?
Please supply answers on a piece of card that I can keep in my glove box ready to read out to my wife if I am in the same situation again.
Cheers
Dave
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