Ok so i pour 20 litres of Makro finest in for a tenner and then with a smug grin on my saving drive to my local Shell where proper diesel is only 94p - as i pull in i can't help but notice a rather attractive young lady filling up her car wearing rather little clothing, still keeping an eye on her to make sure she is ok
i start filling up my surf. Looking at the money ticking over i stop when i get to £25 and then notice i havn't got anywhere near the litres i should have. AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH H i've just used the only pump which sells "V POWER DIESEL" for a whopping £1.09 per litre. I've learnt my lesson, when it comes to saving money keep an eye off the ladies

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