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  • #16
    Some Haiku's for you then

    First snow, then silence.
    This thousand dollar screen
    Dies so beautifully.
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    Stay the patient course.
    Of little worth is your ire;
    The network is down.
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    The Web site you seek
    Cannot be located
    But endless others exist.
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    Chaos reigns within.
    Reflect, repent and reboot.
    Order shall return.
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    Aborted effort:
    Close all that you have.
    You ask far too much.
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    With searching comes loss
    And the presence of absence;
    "My Novel" not found.
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    A file that big?
    It might be very useful.
    But now it is gone.
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    The Tao that is seen
    Is not the true Tao until
    You bring fresh toner.
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    Windows NT crashed.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
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    A crash reduces
    Your expensive computer
    To a simple stone.
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    Yesterday it worked.
    Today it is not working.
    Windows is like that.
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    Three things are certain:
    Death, taxes and lost data
    Guess which has occurred.
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    You step in the stream,
    But the water has moved on.
    This page is not here.
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    Out of memory.
    We wish to hold the whole sky,
    But we never will.
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    Having been erased,
    The document you're seeking
    Must now be retyped.
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    Rather than a beep,
    Or a rude error message,
    These words: file not found.
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    Serious error. All
    Shortcuts have disappeared.
    Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
    Onwards Binky

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    • #17
      i dunno what computer you have been using mate!
      Oh Nana, what's my name?

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