Hows your Niacaraguian.....

[TonyN]

Got this email the other day....

Que tipo de amortiguador trasversal que utiliza la Toyota Surf 2LT, año 1992,
Dieesel,?

Que pasa si una Toyota Surf SSR-X se cambia el timon (Derecho a Izquierdo), y
que tipo de cuidado necesita la dirección?

Gracias por su imformación.

Atte.
Armando Estrada.
Managua Niacaragua.

Babel Fish translates it to this...

That type of trasversal shock absorber that uses the Toyota Surf 2LT, year 1992, Dieesel, That it happens if a Toyota Surf SSR-X changes the rudder (Right to Left), and that type of care needs the direction? Thanks for its imformación. Atte. Arming Estrada. Managua Niacaragua.

Not sure its any clearer, I think it needs new shocks as the handling is vauge.

[BUSHWHACKER]

He needs a new steering damper.

[Diezel Weazel]

He needs a new steering damper.

Needs an Interpreteur I think or learn to write in English !!!!

There's always a Payback .... Ya just won't see it Comin !!!!

[TonyN]

He needs a new steering damper.

Yeah, your right.

[dieselboy]

what? all you lot have it all wrong!
he says he needs a new rudder on his ssr-x surf boat so that he has some direction ie steer the thing!

[MattF]

what? all you lot have it all wrong!
he says he needs a new rudder on his ssr-x surf boat so that he has some direction ie steer the thing!

A Top Gear fan who's made a ToyBota possibly?

[MattF]

The top line is basically:

What type of transverse/transversal shock absorber/damper does the '92 diesel 2LT diesel use?

I ain't done Spanish for a good few years, so it may have lost something in translation.

[MattF]

Can't quite do the second bit, but it equates to something like:

When one turns the steering wheel (left or right), one has to change direction carefully.

Not sure if that helps. Hated Spanish when I did it, ne'er mind all these years later.

[captain_chaos]

I'll show it to my house mate tonight, he teaches Spanish

[MattF]

I'll show it to my house mate tonight, he teaches Spanish

Nice one. I only did French, German and Spanish to skive off proper schoolwork, so ne'er paid too much attention. (Sodding annoying though when you can vaguely place 80% of something but not get the overall context right).

[captain_chaos]

Nice one. I only did French, German and Spanish to skive off proper schoolwork, so ne'er paid too much attention. (Sodding annoying though when you can vaguely place 80% of something but not get the overall context right).

I can say "una cerveza por favor" which is good enough for me to survive in Spain.

[BUSHWHACKER]

He needs a new steering damper.


Why you no rissen?

[dieselboy]

I can say "una cerveza por favor" which is good enough for me to survive in Spain.

i can say carne cabeza
which dont actually translate to anything propper in spannish. but was funny when you were 15 in spannish class.

[captain_chaos]

i can say carne cabeza
which dont actually translate to anything propper in spannish. but was funny when you were 15 in spannish class.

at least my phrase has meaning and is useful, it means " a beer please" I can say it in french too "une bière svp" German "ein Bier bitte" Czech "pivo proseem"

Was going to show the original message to my house mate but he's out getting drunk instead