Pass the vaseline & brace yourself !

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Remember the 'Pay-as-you-go' road charge plan ?

Well the demonic architect of that is now chancellor - Alistair (he isn't our) Darling

Why do I get the feeling that no matter what we drive, we will be presented with a red hot poker ?

[Chillitt]

Apparently the trick is to stick in cold end first, so you burn your hand trying to remove it...

[MattF]

Why do I get the feeling that no matter what we drive, we will be presented with a red hot poker ?

I'm sure I'm not the only one that now has the motto of if they try to shaft us for one more thing, they're gonna' be bearing that red hot poker themselves, in their privates with a sharp twist.

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Apparently the trick is to stick in cold end first, so you burn your hand trying to remove it...

Well he's a politician, so he's thick enough to even shove it up his own - damn I must stop this wishful thinking

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I'm sure I'm not the only one that now has the motto of if they try to shaft us for one more thing, they're gonna' be bearing that red hot poker themselves, in their privates with a sharp twist.

In that case forget the poker, ram the fireplace up there

Hows that for an ingle nook?

[surfenstein]

In that case forget the poker, ram the fireplace up there

Hows that for an ingle nook?

forget the poker and the fireplace,ram the fu****g house up his ar$e

[marky]

Every vehicle would have a black box to allow a satellite system to track their journey,
MINE WONT!

[da SLUG man]

and of course, remember the "LEZ" starting next year in london... all pickup drivers will be affected and i'd check your documents as "motor caravans" are affected too!!

don't wanna pay £100 a day just to drive to the big smoke!!

[marky]

I always use the TRAIN its easier. Manchester is next to be hit with Road Tolls

[nishikigoi]

Every vehicle would have a black box to allow a satellite system to track their journey,
MINE WONT!

Mine will, but it will have been treated to 3 seconds in the microwave FIRST!

[Woodzie]

Will the box survive a good dunking?........like this........

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I will be a good boy and make or buy a box for it so that it's protected

Sitting in a nice heavy duty lead box it should be safe as houses protected from all those nasty poluting radio waves, you know the type, them that come down from orrible satellites etc