work fun:

[marky]

The page cannot be found!
It was ok yesterday

[Chillitt]

The page cannot be found!
It was ok yesterday

You been dumped? how many messages have you left her?

[marky]

I left her a FIVER & my Mobile no

[Chillitt]

I left her a FIVER & my Mobile no

Have you tried sending her flowers?

[marky]

Have you tried sending her flowers?

She said i eat like a pig & i talked too much. I hate girls with ATTITUDE

[dieselboy]

you lot have to read this -> its from a cyber chat room or something between two people

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the f**k?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

[Bibs]

you lot have to read this -> its from a cyber chat room or something between two people

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

**pause**

DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though

**pause**

DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the f**k?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

So thats why you were 8 mins

[dieselboy]

So thats why you were 8 mins

nope. my dam internerd is playing up and telling me im 'not connected'

[Bibs]

nope. my dam internerd is playing up and telling me im 'not connected'

Hah ah yeah yeah..........cop out - saw ya post on other thread.....porky pies poke ya eyes

[Apache]

Been here ALL night?!?!

[Bibs]

Been here ALL night?!?!

[Apache]

Sorry hun...

Had a great curry and a few beers BTW, but I'm sure I'll psy tomorrow wiyth headache ont he way to wales

[Bibs]

Sorry hun...

Had a great curry and a few beers BTW, but I'm sure I'll psy tomorrow wiyth headache ont he way to wales

Don't be confusin me - psy aint on me list..........

[Apache]

I've now idea waht I meant then...

Whats happened while I was out then?

Are you the one from Chester?

How come I aint seen you?

I go to Sychdyn a lot..

[Bibs]

I've now idea waht I meant then...

Whats happened while I was out then? I have no witt an sarcam skills - an they are teachin me

Are you the one from Chester? Exactly what is says on the tin

How come I aint seen you? I dunno?

I go to Sychdyn a lot..

I travel through there sometimes ona Sunday - whatcha doin in Sychdyn - small place to be?