Bugger lost my keys

[Scorpion]

I remember how annoyed I was when I couldn't find my keys and that was just after 15 minutes! I thought the dog had eaten them as I threw them on the floor next to him and although I searched high and low there was no sign. He is just a Jack Russell so there was no way he could swallow a bunch of keys with an alarm fob on but I sort of convinced myself there could be no other explaination.

What actually happened was I threw them down, they bounced onto my jacket, which was also on the floor, and into the sleeve, picked the jacket up and hung it in the cupboard. It took my calm wife to find them after I threatened to cut the dog open! (Only said in temper and desperation of course, I'd rather pay for new locks and alarm for the Surf than hurt my little dog).

[Mrs Jotto]

Kitchen drawer, or wife's handbag. Mine usually end up in either. (That's my bag not my wife's seeing as I am female)

[dieselboy]

I remember how annoyed I was when I couldn't find my keys and that was just after 15 minutes! I thought the dog had eaten them as I threw them on the floor next to him and although I searched high and low there was no sign. He is just a Jack Russell so there was no way he could swallow a bunch of keys with an alarm fob on but I sort of convinced myself there could be no other explaination.

What actually happened was I threw them down, they bounced onto my jacket, which was also on the floor, and into the sleeve, picked the jacket up and hung it in the cupboard. It took my calm wife to find them after I threatened to cut the dog open! (Only said in temper and desperation of course, I'd rather pay for new locks and alarm for the Surf than hurt my little dog).

i hang a lot of my stuff up on the floor also

[POPEYE]

You need a "bump" key

[slowdown.harrison@gmail.c]

Can

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hope this helps

[Highlander1]

Day 5 sunny no kids wife working and I can't go anywere in me truck if I ever find them I will put them on a chain round my $$$$$$ neck. House is really tidy now I wonder if they will mysteriously turn up when everything including the garage is shining like a new penny.

Naw she'd never do that to me.

[mud skipper]

if all else fails and you can find your insurance details, then you maybe in luck as some insurers pay for lock changes for lost keys---just a thought

good luck and happy clean house

john

[slowdown.harrison@gmail.c]

So what happened?


You probably can't tell but,

I'm hugging myself in anticipation

[dieselboy]

Day 5 sunny no kids wife working and I can't go anywere in me truck if I ever find them I will put them on a chain round my $$$$$$ neck. House is really tidy now I wonder if they will mysteriously turn up when everything including the garage is shining like a new penny.

Naw she'd never do that to me.

blimey.
i want to see how this turns out.. and if what my nan always said is actually true - 'they will turn up somewhere, just you see'

[Bobafet]

Yep haven't moved for 4 day's now. Where did I put the $$$$$$ keys.

Maybe Mrs Highlander took them to save cash on fuel naw that would be daft

Same thing happened to me. Turned out my 4 year old son had stuffed them in his bike handlebar grip as he believed it would make it go faster!
tut..........kids eh?!

[Highlander1]

Hi All

Key's never turned up but I washed and polished the $$$$$$ thing then decided to paint the chassis.

I found a wee plastic box with underseal and crud stuck to the chassis it turned out to be a magnetic spare key holder with key inside.

Anyway to celebrate I took to the hills with 12 year old son and had a ball.
no, ropes, chains, winches or safety net. Kept grounding out lost my fog light and ripped the belly pan off for transmission but got back safe. Now want 8" lift!!!!!!!!!!

[TonyN]

You're a lucky man!

Cool pics.

[huff_diggler]

Hi All

Key's never turned up but I washed and polished the $$$$$$ thing then decided to paint the chassis.

I found a wee plastic box with underseal and crud stuck to the chassis it turned out to be a magnetic spare key holder with key inside.

Anyway to celebrate I took to the hills with 12 year old son and had a ball.
no, ropes, chains, winches or safety net. Kept grounding out lost my fog light and ripped the belly pan off for transmission but got back safe. Now want 8" lift!!!!!!!!!!

good god man, you are sooo lucky, now get a spare made and put the key back in the box

[Highlander1]

Cheers Guys

Christ knows where the originals are wonder if they will ever turn up.

[dieselboy]

your one lucky lucky man.
this has turned out well for you.
you have cleaned the whole house, done loads of chores, wife must be very pleased..
and your car was shiney!
to reward you, your car gave you a key