Brown for Britain!

[Apache]

That's the chancellors slogan..

So many possible meanings...

"You mean we're not ALREADY in the sh1t?"

It's just as well he's not running against someone called Mr Pink...

"What do you want? Brown or Pink?"

[BUSHWHACKER]

That's the chancellors slogan..

So many possible meanings...

"You mean we're not ALREADY in the sh1t?"

It's just as well he's not running against someone called Mr Pink...

"What do you want? Brown or Pink?"

I thought Britain was already brown, Ever been to Luton?

[Tallyman]

Can this country really stand many more years of being $$$$ed up by the incompetence of the current crop of politicians, of whichever party?

[captain_chaos]

Can this country really stand many more years of being $$$$ed up by the incompetence of the current crop of politicians, of whichever party?

Perhaps time for a revolution?

[Chillitt]

Perhaps time for a revolution?

Lets put the captain in charge! Can't be any worse, and at least it would be funny...

[Predictable Bob]

I think it's been funny enough for the last 10 years - that's funny verging on hysterical ...........

Pass the politicians - I've got loads of rounds left .....

[captain_chaos]

Lets put the captain in charge! Can't be any worse, and at least it would be funny...

they've put idiots in charge of countries before

[Chillitt]

they've put idiots in charge of countries before

Yes but rarely one who admits it in the manifesto....

[Tallyman]

Don't think we could have been any worse off if Screaming Lord Sutch had got in in 97.

[captain_chaos]

well I'm going to start looking into setting up my own party, the chaos party. I'll be hiring ministers soon, ablitily to lie and avoid answering questions would be advantageous. Any ideas for a manifesto?

[Predictable Bob]

Relocate the Ramblers and the Green Party to Rockall ?

[coolsv650]

well I'm going to start looking into setting up my own party, the chaos party. I'll be hiring ministers soon, ablitily to lie and avoid answering questions would be advantageous. Any ideas for a manifesto?

Road tax for all surfs 99p,
Road rax on Toyota Prius £1,000,000 per year
diesel taxed at -48ppl (they pay us 48 ppl!)
Outlaw the green party, anti 4x4 brigade, speed cameras, speed humps, traffic calming.
Disband the Scamera partnerships,
Free dentisisty for all
double the investment in the NHS.

Can I be minister for transport, or minister for bull$hit!

[Tallyman]

Can I be minister for transport, or minister for bull$hit!

Is there a difference? Certainly isn't at present.

[coolsv650]

Is there a difference? Certainly isn't at present.

I feel our policy of making the worst polluters pay is fair, this is why we intend to punish people who buy these cars and damage the environment whilst they are been made.

The Surf on the other hand is a reliable motor that can run more than twice the total mileage of the prius.



............... See I've got a natural talent for avoiding the question

[Tallyman]

That's probably one of the big reasons we don't trust politicians. Perhaps if they started to actually answer the questions they're asked and give honest answers then this country might well be a much better place to live.

No, on second thoughts, I can't see myself living in Cloud Cuckoo Land!!