Bbbbq!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Blig Bl00dy BarBeque!

Put it together. Finished it by 12:30 (still needs rendering but I'm no good at that so neighbour gonna do it) so the Vicki insisted that me and my helper (Keith) go off and have a few beers.

Just got in

Marvelous!

Shouldn't it have a flashing red light on top?
I see the old barbie is still where we put it last week, is it still smouldering?

[Apache]

Marvelous!

Shouldn't it have a flashing red light on top?
I see the old barbie is still where we put it last week, is it still smouldering?

It's just gone out. You want it?

Coming to the first burning?

[MattF]

(making myself hungary for tomorrows bbq)

Or possibly even Poland?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

making myself hungary for tomorrows bbq

That's one hell of a trek to get back for the Barbie

[Apache]

Especially as theres a better one in malvern tomorrow

[MattF]

Especially as theres a better one in malvern tomorrow

None of that gay food then?

[Apache]

None of that gay food then?

No, REAL coal. None of that gay gas stuff here!

(*and no genital shaped burgers either)

[MattF]

(*and no genital shaped burgers either)

Does that mean you've had some before?

[Apache]

Does that mean you've had some before?

A hot pork injection?

How come things degenerate when you're around?

[MattF]

A hot pork injection?

How come things degenerate when you're around?

It's a knack.

[Woodzie]

It's a knack.

Just a perverted mind

[MattF]

Just a perverted mind

He was the one who mentioned phallic burgers. He started it.

[Woodzie]

He was the one who mentioned phallic burgers. He started it.

But you are more devious

[Apache]

Birds Eye Phallic Burgers - high in penisley goodness

[Woodzie]

Birds Eye Phallic Burgers - high in penisley goodness

And we can tell you locals got a beer fest on....