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  • Idiot of the Month - No Contest!

    That's coz I've already won it - none of you will be able to compete with my stupidity of yesterday.

    So, all the stuff I've learned over the last 4 years (and totally ignored yesterday):-

    1. Never off road alone.
    2. Always take correct rescue equipment (hi lift jack, boards, winch, ground anchor etc).
    3. Always walk the route if unsure.
    4. Never drive into a bog on road tyres when your 33'' Macho muds are in your back garden.
    5. Observe clues i.e. sudden lack of tracks ahead
    6. etc etc

    Can you see where this is going, eh, can you????








    I've also got a video (poor quality though) of the huge tractor I had to pay to drag me out.

    You know the old saying - If you ain't got stuck you're not trying hard enough! (Or is it - if you take these risks you're an idiot????)
    Another member of the 'A' team

  • #2
    Classic! $$$$$$ classic!
    @africa4x4cafe
    [url]www.africa4x4cafe.com[/url]

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    • #3
      lmfao.....if a job is worth doing it's worth doing proper and you done it good and proper...
      https://www.facebook.com/groups/henpals/

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      • #4
        One of our Northern Bretheren went OFFROAD on his own one Mothers-day & got stuck it took 2 of us 5 Hours to get him out, He was stuck in mud up to his chassis. I said do'nt you ever do that again I think he got the Message
        Last edited by marky; 23 April 2007, 12:38.
        (\__/)
        (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
        (")_(")

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        • #5
          Originally posted by The Lovely Boyo
          You know the old saying - If you ain't got stuck you're not trying hard enough! (Or is it - if you take these risks you're an idiot????)

          Tut!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BUSHWHACKER
            Tut!
            Thanks Vince - I feel I've finally made it to that select club - Stupid Boy!
            Another member of the 'A' team

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BUSHWHACKER
              Tut!
              i ain't seen one of them for a while..i must be slipping as i was getting them on a regular basis
              https://www.facebook.com/groups/henpals/

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              • #8
                Originally posted by stormforce1067
                i ain't seen one of them for a while..i must be slipping as i was getting them on a regular basis


                The last one you received lasts six months!

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                • #9
                  would you like this one too?
                  Hold my beer and watch this

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                  • #10
                    Cheered me up no end.

                    Well done
                    There are 10 kind of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

                    'There's no place like 127.0.0.1'

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                    • #11
                      hehe nice one andrew
                      Only Toyota can get you out of shite

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                      • #12
                        To compliment Bushwackers "stupid boy"
                        Bring me the head of a treehugger

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Lovely Boyo
                          That's coz I've already won it - none of you will be able to compete with my stupidity of yesterday.

                          So, all the stuff I've learned over the last 4 years (and totally ignored yesterday):-

                          1. Never off road alone.
                          2. Always take correct rescue equipment (hi lift jack, boards, winch, ground anchor etc).
                          3. Always walk the route if unsure.
                          4. Never drive into a bog on road tyres when your 33'' Macho muds are in your back garden.
                          5. Observe clues i.e. sudden lack of tracks ahead
                          6. etc etc

                          Can you see where this is going, eh, can you????


                          I've also got a video (poor quality though) of the huge tractor I had to pay to drag me out.

                          You know the old saying - If you ain't got stuck you're not trying hard enough! (Or is it - if you take these risks you're an idiot????)
                          Andy, Sundays are for drinking mate. LEARN THE LESSON!!!
                          Cutting steps in the roof of the world

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                          • #14
                            PMSL - at least you remembered the main piece of equipment needed under the circumstances...... a camera
                            Real trucks don't have spark plugs

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                            • #15
                              I know one shouldn't laugh, but I did. You muppet. That would take some beating.

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