I'm bored!!

[BUSHWHACKER]

Got any questions?

[logey79]

Got any questions?

how long will it take me to write my screenplay, for it to get used and me become a millionairre?

[fatfires]

Got any questions?

In the forest, if a tree falls down and there is nobody there, does it make a noise?

[BUSHWHACKER]

how long will it take me to write my screenplay, for it to get used and me become a millionairre?

7 years.

[mudhog]

In the forest, if a tree falls down and there is nobody there, does it make a noise?

Another criminal minds fan?????


do daisy's make a noise when you pick them???

[BUSHWHACKER]

In the forest, if a tree falls down and there is nobody there, does it make a noise?

Of course it would.

[BUSHWHACKER]

Another criminal minds fan?????


do daisy's make a noise when you pick them???

yes, it's similar to a mouse fart!

[Apache]

Should I put all of my money into pork bellies?

[BUSHWHACKER]

Should I put all of my money into pork bellies?

Cover it with clingfilm first to avoid smells/mess.

[logey79]

7 years.

cool! so by next week it'll be completed!

next question...the lead in my story (a bit of wholemeal toast, burnt on just the one side to reflect life's inequities) has a major falling out with the butter knife when she finds out that he has also been buttering up the unburnt white bread.

the question is, should the lead refuse to be spread by the dirty, stinking, lying knife, and pay the dishwasher to permanently hide the love cheat so no-one can find him. OR, should she accept life is just one big series of bites until you're nothing but crumbs on a plate and just let the buttering commence?

[AuldNick]

Whats the point of an eliphant or a giraffe for that matter, what do they taste like?

[Apache]

Whats the point of an eliphant or a giraffe for that matter, what do they taste like?

Chicken

[logey79]

Whats the point of an eliphant or a giraffe for that matter, what do they taste like?

chicken. everything tastes like chicken. except dog turd...that tastes like cat turd.

[Apache]

cool! so by next week it'll be completed!

next question...the lead in my story (a bit of wholemeal toast, burnt on just the one side to reflect life's inequities) has a major falling out with the butter knife when she finds out that he has also been buttering up the unburnt white bread.

the question is, should the lead refuse to be spread by the dirty, stinking, lying knife, and pay the dishwasher to permanently hide the love cheat so no-one can find him. OR, should she accept life is just one big series of bites until you're nothing but crumbs on a plate and just let the buttering commence?

Think you'd better ease back on whatever it is you're smoking tonight...

[BUSHWHACKER]

cool! so by next week it'll be completed!

next question...the lead in my story (a bit of wholemeal toast, burnt on just the one side to reflect life's inequities) has a major falling out with the butter knife when she finds out that he has also been buttering up the unburnt white bread.

the question is, should the lead refuse to be spread by the dirty, stinking, lying knife, and pay the dishwasher to permanently hide the love cheat so no-one can find him. OR, should she accept life is just one big series of bites until you're nothing but crumbs on a plate and just let the buttering commence?

Pardon?