oh my aching head

[captain_chaos]

morning all
Feeling a little rough today so sat at my desk clutching a bottle of lucozade. Although this is all self inflicted though, went out last night with a couple of mates for what was supposed to be a few social drinks and then home on the last bus at 11pm. Anyhow the reality was drinking pints of strange blue liquid, which tasted like pineapple and made you feel like someone smacked you over the head with a piece of 2x4 everytime you took a gulp. Sending stupid messages to people. Leaving the bar at around 1 or 2 am, eating KFC, then walking the 3 miles or so back home.

[MudSurfer]

morning all
Feeling a little rough today so sat at my desk clutching a bottle of lucozade. Although this is all self inflicted though, went out last night with a couple of mates for what was supposed to be a few social drinks and then home on the last bus at 11pm. Anyhow the reality was drinking pints of strange blue liquid, which tasted like pineapple and made you feel like someone smacked you over the head with a piece of 2x4 everytime you took a gulp. Sending stupid messages to people. Leaving the bar at around 1 or 2 am, eating KFC, then walking the 3 miles or so back home.

Didn't know you were on the rugby circuit!

Sounds like an interesting night out...

[captain_chaos]

was pretty good, no traffic cones this time. Got a hat though

[coolsv650]

morning all
Feeling a little rough today so sat at my desk clutching a bottle of lucozade. Although this is all self inflicted though, went out last night with a couple of mates for what was supposed to be a few social drinks and then home on the last bus at 11pm. Anyhow the reality was drinking pints of strange blue liquid, which tasted like pineapple and made you feel like someone smacked you over the head with a piece of 2x4 everytime you took a gulp. Sending stupid messages to people. Leaving the bar at around 1 or 2 am, eating KFC, then walking the 3 miles or so back home.

I have no simpathy for you at all............


......... Didn't think to invite us all then

[surfenstein]

morning all
Feeling a little rough today so sat at my desk clutching a bottle of lucozade. Although this is all self inflicted though, went out last night with a couple of mates for what was supposed to be a few social drinks and then home on the last bus at 11pm. Anyhow the reality was drinking pints of strange blue liquid, which tasted like pineapple and made you feel like someone smacked you over the head with a piece of 2x4 everytime you took a gulp. Sending stupid messages to people. Leaving the bar at around 1 or 2 am, eating KFC, then walking the 3 miles or so back home.

are you sure you were drinking from a glass and not the toilet bowl.mmmmmm pineapple scented barrel blocks..

[captain_chaos]

are you sure you were drinking from a glass and not the toilet bowl.mmmmmm pineapple scented barrel blocks..

lol, I did think of an amusing prank to play though involving toilets. After you come out the toilets and heading back to the bar, take a £1 coin out from your wallet. Tell your friends that you found it lying in the urinal. When they say "urgh that's digusting" Just reply with "ah it'll be fine", then suck it for a bit and then wipe in shirt.
However after reading this it's made me realise this isn't that funny and it may have been the drink making things seem funny. Just had a giant pasty for lunch now and my head's spinning at a slower speed too

[huff_diggler]

lol, I did think of an amusing prank to play though involving toilets. After you come out the toilets and heading back to the bar, take a £1 coin out from your wallet. Tell your friends that you found it lying in the urinal. When they say "urgh that's digusting" Just reply with "ah it'll be fine", then suck it for a bit and then wipe in shirt.
However after reading this it's made me realise this isn't that funny and it may have been the drink making things seem funny. Just had a giant pasty for lunch now and my head's spinning at a slower speed too

quality

[onlynik]

lol, I did think of an amusing prank to play though involving toilets. After you come out the toilets and heading back to the bar, take a £1 coin out from your wallet. Tell your friends that you found it lying in the urinal. When they say "urgh that's digusting" Just reply with "ah it'll be fine", then suck it for a bit and then wipe in shirt.
However after reading this it's made me realise this isn't that funny and it may have been the drink making things seem funny. Just had a giant pasty for lunch now and my head's spinning at a slower speed too

I often find it amusing when the sign in the toilets says "Urinal blocks are harmful if swallowed"

[captain_chaos]

I often find it amusing when the sign in the toilets says "Urinal blocks are harmful if swallowed"

yeah you should always chew first

[Nikki]

morning all
Sending stupid messages to people.

that'd be me then! oh well, it did keep me and my mate amused all evening

[captain_chaos]

that'd be me then! oh well, it did keep me and my mate amused all evening

oh dear, I can see these messages comming back to haunt me

[Predictable Bob]

oh dear, I can see these messages comming back to haunt me

Think how funny it would be if Nikki published them on here ......

[captain_chaos]

Think how funny it would be if Nikki published them on here ......

shh, don't give her ideas

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

[pulls up the deckchair]

[captain_chaos]

[pulls up the deckchair]

I looked through the messages I sent, they're not that bad.