Simpsons Quotes

[Apache]

Just heard one of the best from Homer when Patty arrived at his door.

"Here, let me get my sander and see if I can sand the ugly off your face"

Other good ones I recall...

"It's true, I'm a rageaholic, I'm addicted to rageahol!"

and

"You couldn't fool your own mother on the most foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!"

[Scorpion]

'Look, Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen'.

Homer - 'Every time I learn something new it pushes out some of the old stuff! Remember when I made my own wine? I forgot how to drive!'

Marge - 'Homer, you were blind dunk!'

[Scorpion]

And another of my favourites -

Homer - 'Pfffffffffff, jazz, anyone can sing jazz! Listen to this, dee, dee, dee, de, dee,dee,dee'.

Marge - 'Homer, that's Mary Had A Little Lamb!'

Homer - 'Okay then, how about this, doo, doo, doo, do, doo, doo, doo'

Marge - 'Homer, that's the same song. You just changed dees to doos.'

Homer - 'Dohhhhh!'

[Apache]

<Homer singing> "Stealing stealing stealing a car for Mo! Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee insurance fraud today!"

<Marge> (At Itchy and Scratchy land) "see all that stuff in their head Homer? Thats why your robot didn't work"

<Homer> "Doh!"
<Marge> "A deer!"
<Lisa> "A female deer!"

<Homer> (At the rock festival) "I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I really wanted was a club sandwich"