I hate to admit this !!!!!!!!!!!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

But I acepted an offer for Hippo today








From an East European







An offer of £8.00








An offer to clean her


Yes she has had a spruce up, to clean the grime from the M25 off

This is the mob that did the business




Trev

I know, get back in my padded cell !!!!

[surfenstein]

i hope it was a mud bath.

[BUSHWHACKER]

If she washed it topless, then I guess it's OK.








what's an off?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

what's an off?

An off is a misspelling of offer

It was a he, couldn't see a she doing any washing

And he was not overly impressed with the state of Hippo - perhaps he can clean her again after she has been off the tarmac

I also bet he used more than 1 litre of water

[Woodzie]

An off is a misspelling of offer

It was a he, couldn't see a she doing any washing

And he was not overly impressed with the state of Hippo - perhaps he can clean her again after she has been off the tarmac

I also bet he used more than 1 litre of water

Another reason why you should win IOTW

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Another reason why you should win IOTW

Come tomorrow night, unless there's a miracle you, Matt and I have to share the cellar with Lurch !!!!!

You are reminded WHAT you are feeding him, and the reaction it causes !!

[Woodzie]

Come tomorrow night, unless there's a miracle you, Matt and I have to share the cellar with Lurch !!!!!

You are reminded WHAT you are feeding him, and the reaction it causes !!

I had the good sence and thought ahead
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NBC-protective...QQcmdZViewItem

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

I had the good sence and thought ahead
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NBC-protective...QQcmdZViewItem

You didn't read the small print 'Gasmask is not included' did you ?

[Woodzie]

You didn't read the small print 'Gasmask is not included' did you ?

Thats cos i got breathing apperatus ........Not a gas mask

[Diezel Weazel]

Always pays to Czech the smallprint............

There's always a Payback .... You just can't see it Comin !!!!

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Always pays to Czech the smallprint............

There's always a Payback .... You just can't see it Comin !!!!

careful Jess,

this can be constructed as a breach of parole - you could be in the cellar for another week with jokes like that !!!!!

[huff_diggler]

But I acepted an offer for Hippo today








From an East European







An offer of £8.00








An offer to clean her


Yes she has had a spruce up, to clean the grime from the M25 off

This is the mob that did the business




Trev

I know, get back in my padded cell !!!!

man i thought you were gonna say i sold hippo for 8 squid
and i thought nah!

then i thought

Well it is GREEN!