any chefs?

[MattF]

could be worse, he was fluffing his cous cous with a fork just now...

And Gaz adds hot water to get his to swell up.

[Woodzie]

As the hairdressers say.....'NO FLUFF TOO TOUGH'

[Brit in Thailand]

You may be glad you ate them in later life.

Tofu - my advice, throw it away, yukky stuff

Pomegranite - far too much hassle - why do you think they are giving them away

New research has found that the pomegranite contains many anti toxins and other good things, and has shown very positive results in reducing prostrate tumours. Also its one of the few things I can identify growing in my garden out here. Every thing else looks like stuff 'Alien' would eat.

[MattF]

Every thing else looks like stuff 'Alien' would eat.

Gonzo would be sorted, then.

[stormforce]

Gonzo would be sorted, then.

you call Matt

[MattF]

you call Matt

Yup. Just saying you'd be at home in his garden.

[stormforce]

Yup. Just saying you'd be at home in his garden.

whats that as a scarecrow...

[MattF]

whats that as a scarecrow...

Why? What would you be doing to scare them?

[Woodzie]

Yup. Just saying you'd be at home in his garden.

Richard would eat him out of house and home as well as the garden

[stormforce]

Richard would eat him out of house and home as well as the garden

so what are you trying to say then Ian.........

[MattF]

Richard would eat him out of house and home as well as the garden

I take it he can put a pregnant woman to shame with his appetite then?

[stormforce]

I take it he can put a pregnant woman to shame with his appetite then?

i can eat like a horse and $h1te like a pig

[surfenstein]

cut in half,score the back,turn inside out and munch down,spit pips out.

[MattF]

cut in half,score the back,turn inside out and munch down,spit pips out.

That's a scary sentence popping up just where it did.

[Woodzie]

cut in half,score the back,turn inside out and munch down,spit pips out.

Is that for a horse or a pig