A question for our members down under !

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Many many years ago we sent boats down there carrying our convicts - are any of these vessels preserved ?

If so please send one back, it's cargo is to be a bunch of useless wassocks wearing white who were supposed to play you at cricket !!!

We do not mind if you get lost and have to eat a few to survive, they might actually prove to be useful then

[Antshiel]

Dont worry too much about the white clad bookends, just send the boat back.